Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
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The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

Because talking about nothing but the coronavirus is all people care to watch,right?



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[bripat9643]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
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The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

Why do you believe the news has to be about the Wuhan Flu 100% of the time? I understand that you don't like having the dirt in your filthy party exposed

If we could go at all the filth that would be nice. Don Jr is aghast that an entitled deadbeat trust fund baby would skate thru life on his daddy's name. Status Quo Joe/Hunter and Don/Ivanka/Don Jr/Erik (but not Tiffany and we'll see about the slowest of the slow ones, Barron) are all the same; utterly corrupt, but to be fair, that's what our system selects for.

Did Status Quo Joe ever bring Hunter into elected office with him?

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal. His salary is nothing more than an outright bribe to Biden Sr.

Being a rich mans son is not a crime, but getting rich because your father is a high placed politician invariably is. Comparing the Trump kids with Hunter Biden is proof that you're a douchebag.

 

[bripat9643]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
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The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

When is Fox News going to apologize to its viewers for mocking and minimizing Coronavirus?

Never, In Fauxworld like in Trumpworld an admission of error is a sign of weakness.

Why is it that you turds never ask you filthy Dim politicians to admit error?

 

[Lakhota]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
.....................................................................................................................
The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

Typical Fox.

 

[mikegriffith1]

Thank goodness. At least one network is not going to spend every minute of every day falsely scaring people about a virus that is not on track to match the infection and death numbers of the 2009-2019 H1N1 outbreak, nor even the numbers produced by the common flu in the U.S. each year.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
.....................................................................................................................
The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

Just another sermon for the cult ...

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
.....................................................................................................................
The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

Why do you believe the news has to be about the Wuhan Flu 100% of the time? I understand that you don't like having the dirt in your filthy party exposed

If we could go at all the filth that would be nice. Don Jr is aghast that an entitled deadbeat trust fund baby would skate thru life on his daddy's name. Status Quo Joe/Hunter and Don/Ivanka/Don Jr/Erik (but not Tiffany and we'll see about the slowest of the slow ones, Barron) are all the same; utterly corrupt, but to be fair, that's what our system selects for.

Did Status Quo Joe ever bring Hunter into elected office with him?

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal. His salary is nothing more than an outright bribe to Biden Sr.

Being a rich mans son is not a crime, but getting rich because your father is a high placed politician invariably is. Comparing the Trump kids with Hunter Biden is proof that you're a douchebag.

Don Jr and Hunter are creatures of the same swamp shoog, I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you.

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

Thank goodness. At least one network is not going to spend every minute of every day falsely scaring people about a virus that is not on track to match the infection and death numbers of the 2009-2019 H1N1 outbreak, nor even the numbers produced by the common flu in the U.S. each year.

How's the hoax coming along?

 

[Nostra]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
.....................................................................................................................
The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

Must suck to not be able to handle more than one topic at a time.

 

[bripat9643]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
.....................................................................................................................
The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

Why do you believe the news has to be about the Wuhan Flu 100% of the time? I understand that you don't like having the dirt in your filthy party exposed

If we could go at all the filth that would be nice. Don Jr is aghast that an entitled deadbeat trust fund baby would skate thru life on his daddy's name. Status Quo Joe/Hunter and Don/Ivanka/Don Jr/Erik (but not Tiffany and we'll see about the slowest of the slow ones, Barron) are all the same; utterly corrupt, but to be fair, that's what our system selects for.

Did Status Quo Joe ever bring Hunter into elected office with him?

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal. His salary is nothing more than an outright bribe to Biden Sr.

Being a rich mans son is not a crime, but getting rich because your father is a high placed politician invariably is. Comparing the Trump kids with Hunter Biden is proof that you're a douchebag.

Don Jr and Hunter are creatures of the same swamp shoog, I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you.

Wrong, asshole. Don Jr was rich before his father ran for office. Hunter became rich only because his father was an elected official.

If you can't see the difference, then you're suffering brain damage. Of course, you're a fucking commie, so you believe having money is a crime, regardless of how you obtained it.

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
.....................................................................................................................
The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

Why do you believe the news has to be about the Wuhan Flu 100% of the time? I understand that you don't like having the dirt in your filthy party exposed

If we could go at all the filth that would be nice. Don Jr is aghast that an entitled deadbeat trust fund baby would skate thru life on his daddy's name. Status Quo Joe/Hunter and Don/Ivanka/Don Jr/Erik (but not Tiffany and we'll see about the slowest of the slow ones, Barron) are all the same; utterly corrupt, but to be fair, that's what our system selects for.

Did Status Quo Joe ever bring Hunter into elected office with him?

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal. His salary is nothing more than an outright bribe to Biden Sr.

Being a rich mans son is not a crime, but getting rich because your father is a high placed politician invariably is. Comparing the Trump kids with Hunter Biden is proof that you're a douchebag.

Don Jr and Hunter are creatures of the same swamp shoog, I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you.

Wrong, asshole. Don Jr was rich before his father ran for office. Hunter became rich only because his father was an elected official.

If you can't see the difference, then you're suffering brain damage. Of course, you're a fucking commie, so you believe having money is a crime, regardless of how you obtained it.

No one ever brought their whole crooked family into the administration with him. There's ya a commie move jr. Go on, Defend it in front of everyone.

How's "the hoax" going?

 

[bripat9643]

Why do you believe the news has to be about the Wuhan Flu 100% of the time? I understand that you don't like having the dirt in your filthy party exposed

If we could go at all the filth that would be nice. Don Jr is aghast that an entitled deadbeat trust fund baby would skate thru life on his daddy's name. Status Quo Joe/Hunter and Don/Ivanka/Don Jr/Erik (but not Tiffany and we'll see about the slowest of the slow ones, Barron) are all the same; utterly corrupt, but to be fair, that's what our system selects for.

Did Status Quo Joe ever bring Hunter into elected office with him?

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal. His salary is nothing more than an outright bribe to Biden Sr.

Being a rich mans son is not a crime, but getting rich because your father is a high placed politician invariably is. Comparing the Trump kids with Hunter Biden is proof that you're a douchebag.

Don Jr and Hunter are creatures of the same swamp shoog, I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you.

Wrong, asshole. Don Jr was rich before his father ran for office. Hunter became rich only because his father was an elected official.

If you can't see the difference, then you're suffering brain damage. Of course, you're a fucking commie, so you believe having money is a crime, regardless of how you obtained it.

No one ever brought their whole crooked family into the administration with him. There's ya a commie move jr. Go on, Defend it in front of everyone.

How's "the hoax" going?

What crime has any member of the Trump family been convicted of?

There's nothing corrupt about hiring your family members, you fucking douchebag. John Kennedy made his brother Attorney General.

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

If we could go at all the filth that would be nice. Don Jr is aghast that an entitled deadbeat trust fund baby would skate thru life on his daddy's name. Status Quo Joe/Hunter and Don/Ivanka/Don Jr/Erik (but not Tiffany and we'll see about the slowest of the slow ones, Barron) are all the same; utterly corrupt, but to be fair, that's what our system selects for.

Did Status Quo Joe ever bring Hunter into elected office with him?

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal. His salary is nothing more than an outright bribe to Biden Sr.

Being a rich mans son is not a crime, but getting rich because your father is a high placed politician invariably is. Comparing the Trump kids with Hunter Biden is proof that you're a douchebag.

Don Jr and Hunter are creatures of the same swamp shoog, I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you.

Wrong, asshole. Don Jr was rich before his father ran for office. Hunter became rich only because his father was an elected official.

If you can't see the difference, then you're suffering brain damage. Of course, you're a fucking commie, so you believe having money is a crime, regardless of how you obtained it.

No one ever brought their whole crooked family into the administration with him. There's ya a commie move jr. Go on, Defend it in front of everyone.

How's "the hoax" going?

There's nothing corrupt about hiring your family members, you fucking douchebag. John Kennedy made his brother Attorney General.

His entire family, can you read? Oh, Bobby the attorney?

You're sad.

 

[bripat9643]

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal. His salary is nothing more than an outright bribe to Biden Sr.

Being a rich mans son is not a crime, but getting rich because your father is a high placed politician invariably is. Comparing the Trump kids with Hunter Biden is proof that you're a douchebag.

Don Jr and Hunter are creatures of the same swamp shoog, I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you.

Wrong, asshole. Don Jr was rich before his father ran for office. Hunter became rich only because his father was an elected official.

If you can't see the difference, then you're suffering brain damage. Of course, you're a fucking commie, so you believe having money is a crime, regardless of how you obtained it.

No one ever brought their whole crooked family into the administration with him. There's ya a commie move jr. Go on, Defend it in front of everyone.

How's "the hoax" going?

There's nothing corrupt about hiring your family members, you fucking douchebag. John Kennedy made his brother Attorney General.

His entire family, can you read? Oh, Bobby the attorney?

You're sad.

You proved exactly nothing. Trump didn't hire his entire family. He has two members of his family in his administration, and they aren't getting paid. Where's the corruption?

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

Don Jr and Hunter are creatures of the same swamp shoog, I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you.

Wrong, asshole. Don Jr was rich before his father ran for office. Hunter became rich only because his father was an elected official.

If you can't see the difference, then you're suffering brain damage. Of course, you're a fucking commie, so you believe having money is a crime, regardless of how you obtained it.

No one ever brought their whole crooked family into the administration with him. There's ya a commie move jr. Go on, Defend it in front of everyone.

How's "the hoax" going?

There's nothing corrupt about hiring your family members, you fucking douchebag. John Kennedy made his brother Attorney General.

His entire family, can you read? Oh, Bobby the attorney?

You're sad.

You proved exactly nothing. Trump didn't hire his entire family. He has two members of his family in his administration, and they aren't getting paid. Where's the corruption?

Don says it all "perfect", you should go with that, I don't mind.

How's the hoax going bribri?

 

[berg80]

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal.

Prove it.

 

[bripat9643]

Wrong, asshole. Don Jr was rich before his father ran for office. Hunter became rich only because his father was an elected official.

If you can't see the difference, then you're suffering brain damage. Of course, you're a fucking commie, so you believe having money is a crime, regardless of how you obtained it.

No one ever brought their whole crooked family into the administration with him. There's ya a commie move jr. Go on, Defend it in front of everyone.

How's "the hoax" going?

There's nothing corrupt about hiring your family members, you fucking douchebag. John Kennedy made his brother Attorney General.

His entire family, can you read? Oh, Bobby the attorney?

You're sad.

You proved exactly nothing. Trump didn't hire his entire family. He has two members of his family in his administration, and they aren't getting paid. Where's the corruption?

Don says it all "perfect", you should go with that, I don't mind.

How's the hoax going bribri?

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[bripat9643]

It's not about skating through life, moron. It's about the fact that he pulled in millions of dollars using solely his daddy's pull, and it was probably illegal.

Prove it.

The man has admitted it, moron.

 

[berg80]

You proved exactly nothing. Trump didn't hire his entire family. He has two members of his family in his administration, and they aren't getting paid. Where's the corruption?

One example.

Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump could profit from tax break they pushed
Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump could profit from tax break they pushed
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WASHINGTON — President Trump’s son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner is selling his stake in Cadre, a New York-based real estate start-up that has sought to profit from a special tax break included in the package Mr. Trump signed into law in late 2017.

In selling his stake, Mr. Kushner also took advantage of a special federal program that would allow him to defer paying income taxes on any gain on his investment in Cadre, which he helped found in 2014.

As of last year, the venture had moved in at least four cities — including Los Angeles and Nashville — to invest in real estate projects in so-called opportunity zones, which were created by the Treasury Department in 2018 under a provision of the 2017 tax law that was intended to encourage new investment in low-income neighborhoods.
Jared Kushner Selling Stake in Firm That Pursued Federal Tax Break

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Determined to address the “No. 1 concern of the American people during the coronavirus crisis,” Fox News Channel announced on Thursday that it would air a three-part prime-time series on Hunter Biden.

The series, to be he co-hosted by Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Rudy Giuliani, will attempt to soothe the anxieties of Fox viewers who have suddenly been plunged into uncertainty about the activities of Joe Biden’s son.

Fox to Address Coronavirus Crisis with Three-Part Series on Hunter Biden
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The real value of Borowitz's satire is it is never far from the truth.

As with all good satire, it contains elements of the truth.