"Parsing words and blaming the president is foolish."
no, leadership matters...
If I had a son he'd look like...
The cops acted stupidly...
Let's trade 4 terrorist for a traitor...
You can keep your insurance...
It's not a tax...
I think Iran deserves plane loads of cash...
Speaking of cash, here Solyndra!
57 states agree with me...
You didn't build that...
It takes a village to raise a hoodlum...
I'll have them nigg3rs voting Democrat for the next hundred years...
I did not have sex with that woman...
They want to put you back in chains...
You have to pass the bill to see what's in it...
Guam is gonna tip over!
Will we see the flag the men planted on mars...
I keep my cash in a freezer, **** the banks!
Did I kill that woman? My bad, now reelect me...
All the polar ice will be gone in 10 years...
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