P.S. Doesn't it take two instead of just one for there to be any kind of dance anyway?
Well, there's some dude or another in deep trouble with the law, facing a decades-long prison sentence, and a damsel in distress who's been horribly victimized and emotionally scarred by his inappropriate amorous advances. That's rather medieval, isn't it? But what do women fantasize about these days from all those Regency romance novels set in medieval Britain? The Dems want to repeal the American Revolution bring back that whole system along with the British Royalty and all the titles of nobility and everything.