Female/ Male Prayers

[Mr. P]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who''s not a creep,
One who''s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who''ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he''s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won''t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who''ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don''t give a shit.
Amen.

 

[Joz]

I just saw this.
I'm sitting here all by myself laughing. :teeth:
Of course, it is almost 4am.