My dead ender weapon of Choice is my Chinese Type 56 “Spiker” AK
Mine is a Marlin Model 60. Made in Glenfield, Connecticut.
18 rounds of right where I want to put them.
I can set off shotgun primers with that.
Nailed to a tree. Don't ask me how I know.
If it doesn't shoot better than that, or thereabouts, I am not interested.
You know what shoots good, boy?
A '68 BAR .270.
That shoots good. You ever shot a chicken in the neck @ 100 yards?
I didn't do it with a gun like that, I wish I did.
It took 3 shots. See, I was going for its head, but that's kinda retarded when it's pecking feed.
After 2 I wised up. Get the pivot point. Then I had to fix a small and tough banty for dinner.
He was pimpin' my friend's chickens and I killed him~!

Oh yeah, I measured it all out. Laid down the corn that he hogged from the 2 hens.
He was a bastard, seriously. He never felt a thing. 1 shot through the neck and that was it.
Then I hadda cook 'im. Eh. Something to be said for grocery store rotisserie chickens, lemme tell ya.
I also got paid a bounty.