Ever wonder what Jesus thinks of Christmas

[tyroneweaver]

I supposed there's some stuff He likes, and probably some He don't

 

[BlackFlag]

I figure he feels about the same way Winnie the Pooh feels about Christmas

 

[Harry Dresden]

I supposed there's some stuff He likes, and probably some He don't

someone from long ago said he heard Jesus say..... dont worry about my birth,think about my death and what it will mean....

 

[norwegen]

"Where's my birthday cake? I want cake!

Gee, I hope it's yellow cake with fudge frosting. That stuff is da bomb!"

 

[BlackFlag]

I supposed there's some stuff He likes, and probably some He don't

someone from long ago said he heard Jesus say..... dont worry about my birth,think about my death and what it will mean....

It means the easter bunny’s bringing some chocolate!

 

[rightwinger]

 

[deltex1]

I supposed there's some stuff He likes, and probably some He don't

God is thinking..."why did I start this crap?"

 

[OldLady]

My dad had that figurine right next to his chair every Christmas.

 

[cnm]

He's wondering how he got to be part of a pagan sun god festival.

 

[Avatar4321]

I’m sure He likes the aspects that draw people to Him

 

[Blackrook]

The ACLU has made sure children don't learn about the true meaning of Christmas in school and has made sure the true meaning of Christmas is not displayed on public lands.

 

[fncceo]

He hates getting socks for his birthday...

 

[harmonica]

he doesn't think anymore- he's dead

 

[rightwinger]

Jesus loves Christmas

He just hates sending Christmas cards

 

[BreezeWood]

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mortified they allowed his crucifixion and then celebrate his birthday ... and maybe, happy they made him a rock star in the 4th century.

 

[And the Oscar goes to]

I think about that all the time bro.
I am consumed by this question and have spent much of my life trying desperately to solve one of the greatest unsolved mysteries ever.

I can't eat, I can't sleep. my penis doesn't get hard anymore.....

Put the pipe away buddy and wake up
..

 

[Taz]

I'm pretty sure that Jesus would have asked for a bong for Christmas.

 

[hobelim]

He would think it was an inferior knock off version of Saturnalia which was much more fun. No fat man dressed in red from the north pole who is always watching, no god in diapers and all that maudlin sentimentality to stifle the merry making....

He would love easter though. It would remind him of that magical time when he was a little boy living in the holy land and his mother used to hide rabbit eggs under his pillow whenever he lost a tooth,.

 

[ding]

he doesn't think anymore- he's dead

You misspelled risen.

 

[harmonica]

he doesn't think anymore- he's dead

You misspelled risen.

sure
and Santa came down my chimney