Do You Believe We Came From Monkeys?

[GHook93]

I think evolution is a spud theory if that is what you are asking


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[Sbiker]

Adam was husband of Eve, but mankind came from monkey... So, Eve didn't lose time, when Adam tried to make adultery with Lilith...

 

[sealybobo]

I think evolution is a spud theory if that is what you are asking


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And your alternate theory is?

 

[xotoxi]

We're primates that developed from a common ancestor 5-7 million years ago that yes was an ape.

That is a fact....The evidence is very strong.

Not a fact, it is a theory, big difference. And if we descended from an ape, why are there still apes?

And if we descended from an ape, why are there still apes?

The apes we descended from are no more.

The apes never existed.

And every time they think they've found *evidence* that we are *evolved* from some non-human creature, it is debunked.

Flores Man ‘hobbits’ found in Indonesia were NOT our human relatives, scientists confirm

LOL Silly ass, the hobbit is related to us, through our ancestor, Homo Erectus. We are distant cousins.

Homo Erectus sounds like gay porn.

 

[sealybobo]

Adam was husband of Eve, but mankind came from monkey... So, Eve didn't lose time, when Adam tried to make adultery with Lilith...

Who were Adams parents?

 

[regent]

Has anyone mentioned vestigial organs yet?

 

[Sbiker]

Not a fact, it is a theory, big difference. And if we descended from an ape, why are there still apes?

And if we descended from an ape, why are there still apes?

The apes we descended from are no more.

The apes never existed.

And every time they think they've found *evidence* that we are *evolved* from some non-human creature, it is debunked.

Flores Man ‘hobbits’ found in Indonesia were NOT our human relatives, scientists confirm

LOL Silly ass, the hobbit is related to us, through our ancestor, Homo Erectus. We are distant cousins.

Homo Erectus sounds like gay porn.

Yes, "harmless" gays are a sect of thiefs... They've stealed "homo erectus" from science, blues from music, rainbow from children, and, it seems, beard from men... Even word "gay" is stealed, as I know...

 

[Sbiker]

Adam was husband of Eve, but mankind came from monkey... So, Eve didn't lose time, when Adam tried to make adultery with Lilith...

Who were Adams parents?

The Sun is its father, the moon its mother, the wind hath carried it in its belly, the earth is its nurse.

 

[xotoxi]

And if we descended from an ape, why are there still apes?

The apes we descended from are no more.

The apes never existed.

And every time they think they've found *evidence* that we are *evolved* from some non-human creature, it is debunked.

Flores Man ‘hobbits’ found in Indonesia were NOT our human relatives, scientists confirm

LOL Silly ass, the hobbit is related to us, through our ancestor, Homo Erectus. We are distant cousins.

Homo Erectus sounds like gay porn.

Yes, "harmless" gays are a sect of thiefs... They've stealed "homo erectus" from science, blues from music, rainbow from children, and, it seems, beard from men... Even word "gay" is stealed, as I know...

Interesting. But at least those words weren't stolen.

 

[xotoxi]

The great apes (gorillae, oranguans, chimpanzees) and humans evolved from a predecessor ape at some point in the distant past. That predecessor ape is extinct.

I always think of the concept of evolution of animals as similar to the evolution of languages. Spanish, Italian, French, and Portuguese all originally came from a predecessor language: Latin. Latin is extinct. The other descendant languages are similar in many ways, but distinctly different.

 

[ChrisL]

Adam was husband of Eve, but mankind came from monkey... So, Eve didn't lose time, when Adam tried to make adultery with Lilith...

Who were Adams parents?

How did they populate the world when they had two SONS, Cain and Abel? Where did the other women come from?

 

[ChrisL]

How anyone can believe in the creationist theory, I don't know, because it makes no sense to me!

 

[xotoxi]

Adam was husband of Eve, but mankind came from monkey... So, Eve didn't lose time, when Adam tried to make adultery with Lilith...

Who were Adams parents?

How did they populate the world when they had two SONS, Cain and Abel? Where did the other women come from?

Cain and Abel were motherfuckers.

 

[ChrisL]

Adam was husband of Eve, but mankind came from monkey... So, Eve didn't lose time, when Adam tried to make adultery with Lilith...

Who were Adams parents?

How did they populate the world when they had two SONS, Cain and Abel? Where did the other women come from?

Cain and Abel were motherfuckers.

Even if they had a sister, still messed up. Lol. Wacky.

 

[koshergrl]

The great apes (gorillae, oranguans, chimpanzees) and humans evolved from a predecessor ape at some point in the distant past. That predecessor ape is extinct.

I always think of the concept of evolution of animals as similar to the evolution of languages. Spanish, Italian, French, and Portuguese all originally came from a predecessor language: Latin. Latin is extinct. The other descendant languages are similar in many ways, but distinctly different.

cute theory.
unproven, however.

 

[xotoxi]

Adam was husband of Eve, but mankind came from monkey... So, Eve didn't lose time, when Adam tried to make adultery with Lilith...

Who were Adams parents?

How did they populate the world when they had two SONS, Cain and Abel? Where did the other women come from?

Cain and Abel were motherfuckers.

Even if they had a sister, still messed up. Lol. Wacky.

From Wikipedia:

"According to the Book of Jubilees (which is usually not considered canonical), Cain married his sister Awan, a daughter of Adam and Eve."

Apparently, Adam was 930 when he died...which is completely believable.

 

[xotoxi]

The great apes (gorillae, oranguans, chimpanzees) and humans evolved from a predecessor ape at some point in the distant past. That predecessor ape is extinct.

I always think of the concept of evolution of animals as similar to the evolution of languages. Spanish, Italian, French, and Portuguese all originally came from a predecessor language: Latin. Latin is extinct. The other descendant languages are similar in many ways, but distinctly different.

cute theory.
unproven, however.

What is your proven theory?

 

[sealybobo]

How anyone can believe in the creationist theory, I don't know, because it makes no sense to me!

Here is their thinking.

Those were just stories, allegories, parables. Whatever. The fact is who was Adams mother? Christians thing god waved his hand and next thing you know all the land living animals appeared.

So the first animals didn't have parents. God made them.

If I'm wrong one of them will correct me

 

[sealybobo]

The great apes (gorillae, oranguans, chimpanzees) and humans evolved from a predecessor ape at some point in the distant past. That predecessor ape is extinct.

I always think of the concept of evolution of animals as similar to the evolution of languages. Spanish, Italian, French, and Portuguese all originally came from a predecessor language: Latin. Latin is extinct. The other descendant languages are similar in many ways, but distinctly different.

cute theory.
unproven, however.

What is your proven theory?

I have been asking this but never get a reply back. That's because they believe god poofed fully grown humans into existence and they know they will lose all credibility. That's why I'm not letting it go. They need to say their stupidity out loud and proud. If they believe it why can't they say it?

 

[sealybobo]

The great apes (gorillae, oranguans, chimpanzees) and humans evolved from a predecessor ape at some point in the distant past. That predecessor ape is extinct.

I always think of the concept of evolution of animals as similar to the evolution of languages. Spanish, Italian, French, and Portuguese all originally came from a predecessor language: Latin. Latin is extinct. The other descendant languages are similar in many ways, but distinctly different.

cute theory.
unproven, however.

So is the idea that god waved his hand and fully grown animals appeared. Do you see why we have a problem with this? The idea that the first giraffe and elephant and zebra were fully grown adults is ridiculous but that's what you believe isn't it?



Lets say these were the first animals on the planet. Are you suggesting that they were never born from a mother and they were never babies?