Did Your Mom Abort You? Take The Quiz!

[Weatherman2020]

Have you ever wondered whether your mother chose life for you or aborted you? Take this simple quiz and find out once and for all!

 

[bluzman61]

This thread should probably be aborted........

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Have you ever wondered whether your mother chose life for you or aborted you? Take this simple quiz and find out once and for all!

I wanted to start a thread to wonder out if you found out your mother nearly Hoovered you, what would you think?

May I use this as part of a sub-thread pleaz?

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Have you ever wondered whether your mother chose life for you or aborted you? Take this simple quiz and find out once and for all!

You know how many people you will confuse here?????

Funny ass thread...lolol

 

[fncceo]

Can I identify as an aborted fetus?

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

She tried.

You know how many times I was dropped off in the ghetto at 2 am?

"Now run in that store and get mommy a pack of Pall Mall...NON-FILTER...hurry up now...your new daddy awaits..."

VROOOOOOM........SQQUUEEEEAL.

Only to be left with the sound and smell of burning rubber...

Walking those miles back home...chain smoking...thinking...only to make it back just in time for class to start...that first grade year was rough.

When I was ten I finally I had finally had enough.

I pulled that hanger out of my forehead and and beat her with it.

I left home that day...seeking a new life.

That's when I found my master...and started the long kung fu journey...

but that is another story...for another time.

 

[Anathema]

Actually in the early days of 1974 it was suggested to my mother that it might be a good idea to about me. She chose not to; and the rest of the world has suggested she made the wrong decision for the last 48 years.

 

[Blackrook]

My mother was a strident feminist who hated me because I interfered with her career.

But she was also a devout Catholic, so she wouldn't have aborted me had it been legal in 1965.

 

[Weatherman2020]

My mother was a strident feminist who hated me because I interfered with her career.

But she was also a devout Catholic, so she wouldn't have aborted me had it been legal in 1965.

Tell her they know what causes pregnancy these days.

 

[petro]

Pretty sure my mother wished she exercised her right when I was between the ages of 13-17.

I would've deserved it.

 

[MaryL]

How dare you presume the old gender identity paradigm! All you zombies. Frank a. Heinlein. Time traveler is his own parent.

 

[Roudy]

“Mother”? What is that… I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Sadly, no, my mother did not abort me.