Daddy's Little Girl..................

[manu1959]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to see what
work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
question he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs"
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden!

 

[jillian]

Oh dude, that is just wrong. :whip3:

 

[Nienna]

We found a little lightning bug, once, crawling along the floor in the daytime. I called my daughter over to see it. "Look, Emma! This is what a lightning bug looks like during the day!" She bent over, examining it. Suddenly, she lifted her foot and brought it down with a squash! on the poor bug. True story.

 

[Yurt]

That's not wrong, that is right, made my sunday eve. :rotflmao: