Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying “Ew”

[Crepitus]

PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed with despair after pollsters found a group of teenage girls responded “ew” when asked about a second Trump term.

Donald Trump remains adamant that this phenomenon is “the worst a president has ever been treated.”

Tanner, speaking on her TikTok page. “Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross. It was giving ‘Longlegs.’ Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”



The whole thing is much longer and available here: Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"

For you trumpers who have been desperately trying to post something that's actually funny, this is how it's done.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[Crepitus]

Bullshit, it takes some well known facts about tRump and his cohorts and stretches them out to ridiculous proportions, thus it has that core of truth that real humor requires but is far enough out in the field to be obviously satire and not to be take seriously.

 

[1srelluc]

Bullshit, it takes some well known facts about tRump and his cohorts and stretches them out to ridiculous proportions, thus it has that core of truth that real humor requires but is far enough out in the field to be obviously satire and not to be take seriously.

 

[LuckyDuck01!]

Powerl

PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed with despair after pollsters found a group of teenage girls responded “ew” when asked about a second Trump term.

Donald Trump remains adamant that this phenomenon is “the worst a president has ever been treated.”

Tanner, speaking on her TikTok page. “Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross. It was giving ‘Longlegs.’ Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”



The whole thing is much longer and available here: Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"

For you trumpers who have been desperately trying to post something that's actually funny, this is how it's don

PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed with despair after pollsters found a group of teenage girls responded “ew” when asked about a second Trump term.

Donald Trump remains adamant that this phenomenon is “the worst a president has ever been treated.”

Tanner, speaking on her TikTok page. “Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross. It was giving ‘Longlegs.’ Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”



The whole thing is much longer and available here: Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"

For you trumpers who have been desperately trying to post something that's actually funny, this is how it's done.

Powerless against a group of teenage girls?! LOL!! If you gather any group of teenage girls, between them, they would have trouble forming one whole brain and logical thought. I watch these teenage girls complain about how horrible it is that they have to actually work all day and should only have to party and have fun all day and feel those who work all day are stupid. We're producing empty-headed, pampered crap. If you ask them what Harris has done since being in politics, they can't answer anything.

 

[mamooth]

So why does Trump's mouth so closely resemble an anus, moreso than any other human mouth on the planet?

 

[Crepitus]

So why does Trump's mouth so closely resemble an anus, moreso than any other human mouth on the planet?

 

[mamooth]

 

[Delldude]

PALM BEACH, Fla. – Sources within the Trump campaign reported that the former president and his team are seemingly overwhelmed with despair after pollsters found a group of teenage girls responded “ew” when asked about a second Trump term.

Donald Trump remains adamant that this phenomenon is “the worst a president has ever been treated.”

Tanner, speaking on her TikTok page. “Like, he said it with his weird, little butthole mouth and he was all clammy and gross. It was giving ‘Longlegs.’ Also, with Project 2025, Trump and his gross weirdos want to ban abortion, defund Planned Parenthood, and remove social security safety nets for our most vulnerable citizens. It is a flagrant abuse of power, an insult to the constitution, and it just made me think ‘how totally fucking gross, ew.’”



The whole thing is much longer and available here: Trump Campaign Powerless Against Group of Teenage Girls Saying "Ew"

For you trumpers who have been desperately trying to post something that's actually funny, this is how it's done.

Do they vote?

 

[Crepitus]

Do they vote?

 

[boevans]

"ew"

 

[lafayette]

"ew"

 

[Delldude]

"ew"

"ew"

'ew'

 

[boevans]

Look at you in drag, dude!

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

His Creepy Tush Is What Makes Him Look Crippled

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

"ew"

Replacing "Weird" in the Dementiacrats' Limited Vocabulary

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

"ew"

Appropriate for Ewe People

 

[boevans]

Appropriate for Ewe People

That's weird.

 

[Delldude]

Look at you in drag, dude!

T/Y

 

[Crepitus]

His Creepy Tush Is What Makes Him Look Crippled

Replacing "Weird" in the Dementiacrats' Limited Vocabulary

Appropriate for Ewe People

Weird how triggered you are by a simple joke.