Comedian Leslie Jones Says Marriage Is Slavery

[mudwhistle]

I have to agree with Leslie here.

Marriage is slavery.



My wife always has plenty of work for me to do.

As long as I've been married I've never spent more than a few months unemployed.

And during that time life has been Hell for me.

Now that I'm retired and have 3 pensions....I still have to justify my existence.

All of those years of working to prepare for my retirement matters not.

My wife constantly reminds me that I'm not working.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Who would want to marry that mouthy hulk in the first place?

 

[Woodznutz]

I was married for four years. I was happy, my wife was miserable, eventually divorced me. I was a lousy husband. Been single since and still happy.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Bring married to her would be awful.

 

[Manonthestreet]

I have to agree with Leslie here.

Marriage is slavery.



My wife always has plenty of work for me to do.

As long as I've been married I've never spent more than a few months unemployed.

And during that time life has been Hell for me.

Now that I'm retired and have 3 pensions....I still have to justify my existence.

All of those years of working to prepare for my retirement matters not.

My wife constantly reminds me that I'm not working.

Did she work at all,,,,,. We had 1 big hiccups but made it.

 

[progressive hunter]

I have to agree with Leslie here.

Marriage is slavery.



My wife always has plenty of work for me to do.

As long as I've been married I've never spent more than a few months unemployed.

And during that time life has been Hell for me.

Now that I'm retired and have 3 pensions....I still have to justify my existence.

All of those years of working to prepare for my retirement matters not.

My wife constantly reminds me that I'm not working.

it is for the man,,

 

[Chuz Life]

I have to agree with Leslie here.

Marriage is slavery.



My wife always has plenty of work for me to do.

As long as I've been married I've never spent more than a few months unemployed.

And during that time life has been Hell for me.

Now that I'm retired and have 3 pensions....I still have to justify my existence.

All of those years of working to prepare for my retirement matters not.

My wife constantly reminds me that I'm not working.

Shit.

Woman (Leslie) Hold my Beer!

Try being married for three years before your spouse has a cardiac arrest, and then spend the next 20 years as their caregiver. And we don't even have the hardest situation.

I know several who have it even worse/ harder.

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

I have to agree with Leslie here.

Marriage is slavery.



My wife always has plenty of work for me to do.

As long as I've been married I've never spent more than a few months unemployed.

And during that time life has been Hell for me.

Now that I'm retired and have 3 pensions....I still have to justify my existence.

All of those years of working to prepare for my retirement matters not.

My wife constantly reminds me that I'm not working.

Stuff it Leslie now go make me a sandwich.