Coloradomtnman's Pointless Political Poll

[Muhammed]

All salads needs bacon bits. Have you ever tried to make bacon bits with chewy bacon?

Ya chop it up numbskull! Ya gotta knife don't cha? It's not just for cutting off non believer's heads Muhammed.

You don't know jack shit about cooking, dumbass.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Please vote in the poll then post your vote and political affiliation.

Bacon cooked until it's crunchy is gross and un-American; only commie pinkos eat crunchy bacon. Do you prefer well-done steak or pork chops? Do you take slices of smoked brisket and fry it until it's crunchy? No. So why do it with bacon? Move back to Siberia crunchy bacon eaters! You're not real Americas.

Same goes for crunchy peanut butter. Crunchy peanut butter is simply unfinished. Do you spread crunchy butter on your toast, biscuits, rolls? Then why would you eat crunchy peanut butter? It's nasty. Go back to Syria crunchy peanut butter eaters, where you belong!

I voted:

Mostly Crispy

I don't like peanut butter.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Pineapple.

Pineapple with bacon? That could work you know.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

MMMMMMMM, carcinogens!

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

All salads needs bacon bits. Have you ever tried to make bacon bits with chewy bacon?

Ya chop it up numbskull! Ya gotta knife don't cha? It's not just for cutting off non believer's heads Muhammed.

You don't know jack shit about cooking, dumbass.

I agree with you on this issue

 

[SuperDemocrat]

Will the moderators take this down for Trolling or does trolling offenses only count when it is conservatives.

 

[SuperDemocrat]

MMMMMMMM, carcinogens!

That actually looks like Obama dick after he ram roded it into the first lady's (if you can call her that) vagina oven.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Pineapple.

Crispy bacon with maple syrup on it, this is the best EVAH

 

[Pogo]

Pineapple.

Crispy bacon with maple syrup on it, this is the best EVAH

Actually that's true, although I still like my pancakes dripping in egg yolk. Might make those tomorrow.

I kinda like 'em wif sausages though.

 

[Pogo]

MMMMMMMM, carcinogens!

That actually looks like Obama dick after he ram roded it into the first lady's (if you can call her that) vagina oven.

Interesting how some people's minds work --- say aren't you the sharp tack who posted yesterday about masturbating into a urinal?

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Pineapple.

Crispy bacon with maple syrup on it, this is the best EVAH

Actually that's true, although I still like my pancakes dripping in egg yolk. Might make those tomorrow.

I kinda like 'em wif sausages though.

Most people I tell about crispy bacon with maple syrup, they're like WTF?

You mean you have the egg on the pancake? I have chocolate sauce on the pancakes

 

[Pogo]

Pineapple.

Pineapple with bacon? That could work you know.

Figgered you'd like that. Tellya what, when I move next door to you so I can sample all those dinners you post (strictly for USMB verification purposes of course) I'll do the breakfasts.

 

[Pogo]

Pineapple.

Crispy bacon with maple syrup on it, this is the best EVAH

Actually that's true, although I still like my pancakes dripping in egg yolk. Might make those tomorrow.

I kinda like 'em wif sausages though.

Most people I tell about crispy bacon with maple syrup, they're like WTF?

You mean you have the egg on the pancake? I have chocolate sauce on the pancakes

Methinks you is a chocoholic.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

MMMMMMMM, carcinogens!

That actually looks like Obama dick after he ram roded it into the first lady's (if you can call her that) vagina oven.

Interesting how some people's minds work --- say aren't you the sharp tack who posted yesterday about masturbating into a urinal?

I'm glad I didn't read that comment pre-dinner.

 

[blastoff]

Bacon wrapped bacon is my choice and don't care how it's prepared.

 

[Pogo]

Bacon wrapped bacon is my choice and don't care how it's prepared.

Frozen?

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Will the moderators take this down for Trolling or does trolling offenses only count when it is conservatives.

Only when it's conservatives.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

MMMMMMMM, carcinogens!

Deep fried?

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Comrade, I enjoy not only extra crispy bacon, but I also enjoy the chunky peanut butter. Matter of fact, I enjoy the them both together on bread or especially in a tortilla. Mostly it's a leftover from my Stoner days, but I also enjoy the crunch of the bacon. It brings to mind the screams of the capitalist swine I'm chomping on. I even microwave the pork belly when I cook it.

Ewwww. Bacon and peanut butter together?! Sounds like gulag food. That's what you should call it: gulag sandwich/wrap.

Can't remember what I called it other then good. It's what I had cause I was broke. It's like eating bugs at first, but after you bite into it you realize it's the best snack evah! My daughter loves it. Except for the weed. She is not allowed to have that yet.

Hmmm...

Next time I make bacon, I'll try some peanut butter with it- just to see if you're on to something.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

MMMMMMMM, carcinogens!

That actually looks like Obama dick after he ram roded it into the first lady's (if you can call her that) vagina oven.

'The fuck's wrong with you?