Chuck Norris R.I.P.

[Rocko]

One of the best to ever do it RIP

 

[westwall]

Chuck Norris dead at 86 after being rushed to hospital for a medical emergency. I always thought this guy was indestructible.

Chuck Norris, Action Movie Legend And Star Of Walker, Texas Ranger, Dead At 86 - SlashFilm

Martial arts champion and action legend Chuck Norris, who starred in the TV show Walker, Texas Ranger following a run of hit movies, has died at 86.

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I just read that on the BBC. RIP Mr. Norris!

 

[g5000]

Chuck Norris is not dead. He is waiting.

 

[norwegen]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

 

[Matted Joybeard]

Chuck Nomorris

 

[PeanutGallery]

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors.

 

[toobfreak]

Chuck was a great karateka, though I was never really impressed with any of his TV stuff or series. IMO, the best moves I ever saw him pull on anyone on film was his epic fight in the Colosseum against Bruce Lee, but Chuck went on to be a huge boon to martial arts popularity and action movies being the real deal and not just a faker like David Carradine; Chuck had some great action films as a general, all-around bad guy. Chuck was always a straight-ahead meat and potatoes straight punch and kick kind of fighter. At his peak, he was grazing near the top with other action stars like Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis and Stallone.

He had some great action films but I think the one I liked most was Lone Wolf McQuade.

Norris' death is both sad in that he was one of those fixtures in movies that you just thought would always be around, and in that it also serves to remind me what Bruce's Lee's career might have been had he lived to be 86 too and not died in 1973. In a way, Lee at the end of his career helped get Chuck off to the beginning of his.

My favorite Chuck Norris moment is when he is first seen stepping off the jet in The Way of the Dragon on his way to come fight Lee in Rome.

 

[Votto]

Death always wins. No one gets out alive, not even Chuck.

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Lies!!!!!!!!!

 

[1srelluc]

One Grim Reaper said to the other....

I think he's dead but I'm not gonna tell him.

 

[mudwhistle]

1. Chuck Norris can eat three 72oz. steaks in an hour. 59 minutes of that hour are spent having sex with the waitress.
2. Chuck Norris once took a vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were just "The Islands."
3. Most children check their closet for the boogieman every night. Well, the boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
4. Little kids like to wear Superman underwear. Superman likes to wear Chuck Norris underwear.
5. Contrary to popular belief, Jesus' birthday is not December 25. Chuck Norris sent him a birthday card on that day, and Jesus was too scared to correct him.

 

[Cellblock2429]

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[Matted Joybeard]

Chuck Norris jokes were the funniest thing ever when I was twelve.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Chuck Norris is now stuck in Limbo because the Devil is afraid he will get roundhouse kicked to the face, and God is worried Chuck will take his job.

Chuck Norris didn't die. He left to beat up the Grim Reaper

 

[martybegan]

Chuck was a great karateka, though I was never really impressed with any of his TV stuff or series. IMO, the best moves I ever saw him pull on anyone on film was his epic fight in the Colosseum against Bruce Lee, but Chuck went on to be a huge boon to martial arts popularity and action movies being the real deal and not just a faker like David Carradine; Chuck had some great action films as a general, all-around bad guy. Chuck was always a straight-ahead meat and potatoes straight punch and kick kind of fighter. At his peak, he was grazing near the top with other action stars like Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis and Stallone.

He had some great action films but I think the one I liked most was Lone Wolf McQuade.

Norris' death is both sad in that he was one of those fixtures in movies that you just thought would always be around, and in that it also serves to remind me what Bruce's Lee's career might have been had he lived to be 86 too and not died in 1973. In a way, Lee at the end of his career helped get Chuck off to the beginning of his.

My favorite Chuck Norris moment is when he is first seen stepping off the jet in The Way of the Dragon on his way to come fight Lee in Rome.

Invasion USA and Delta Force were campy good old USA USA USA fun.

Invasion USA's premise was actually pretty disturbing.

 

[Dirk the Daring]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

 

[katsteve2012]

Norris was the real deal, that's why Bruce Lee sought him for Way of the Dragon.

When that movie came out in 1972,
I went to the drive in 3 times in one week to see their famous fight scene.

 

[Churchill]

When that movie came out in 1972,
I went to the drive in 3 times in one week to see their famous fight scene.

It's superb, I used to train in Wing Chun and Lee was the motivation.

 

[Zebra]

If you guys ever watched Walker, you'll notice something that you never might have noticed before, once pointed out.

Chuck Norris ALWAYS made sure to NEVER curse on that show. He ALWAYS wanted to present a positive image for kids, even struggling kids in the ghettos. He never gave up on any children, no matter how many times they messed up. He had numerous episodes where he would help a kid get back on his feet, who would succeed at something. He NEVER hit children on his show, and he always had a thoughtful message in each episode. He spoke to people politely, even the guys he was about to beat up, he was always respectful. He also refrained HEAVILY from the use of guns. He'd rather kick your ass, than shoot you. He'd also shoot the gun out of your hand before he'd shoot you.

Just a good honest man. And he was like that off-camera, as well. Lots of people who knew him said you saw Chuck, on camera or off. Same guy. Same respect.

RIP

 

[airplanemechanic]

I remember in the 80's as a kid, Chuck Norris karate Kommandos!

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