Chuck Norris R.I.P.

[Zincwarrior]

Chuck Norris dead at 86 after being rushed to hospital for a medical emergency. I always thought this guy was indestructible.

Chuck Norris, Action Movie Legend And Star Of Walker, Texas Ranger, Dead At 86 - SlashFilm

Martial arts champion and action legend Chuck Norris, who starred in the TV show Walker, Texas Ranger following a run of hit movies, has died at 86.

www.slashfilm.com

oh shit.

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[JustAnotherNut]

We need to declare a day of mourning with flags at half staff

 

[Cellblock2429]

One of the best martial artists on TV. He died in Hawaii after having a medical issue while training.
Morte.

Action star and martial artist Chuck Norris has died, according to a report. He was 86 years old.

Family members confirmed to TMZ that Norris died Thursday morning in Hawaii.

“It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday [Thursday] morning,” they said in a statement. “While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace.”

Action star Chuck Norris dead at 86

Action star and martial artist Chuck Norris has died, according to a report. He was 86 years old.

www.nydailynews.com

 

[Meister]

Sorry to hear this, his movies were ass kicking movies.
RIP Mr. Norris.

 

[drudge X]

Damn. He was a true American icon. The Chuck Norris jokes will transcend through time.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Damn. He was a true American icon. The Chuck Norris jokes will transcend through time.

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Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room. It’s not dead, just scared like the rest of us.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he farted for the first time, and scientists say this caused the Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. The problem is he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity—twice.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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When Chuck Norris slices onions, the onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can clap with only one hand.
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Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he does Earth downs.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
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Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet with a single eyebrow raise.
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When Chuck Norris whispers, microphones take notes.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one potato chip. The bag agrees.
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Maps use Chuck Norris to find themselves.
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Chuck Norris can take a selfie with the back camera.
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These jokes range from absurd exaggerations to clever one-liners, highlighting Chuck Norris’ mythical strength, intelligence, and influence over the world. For a more extensive collection, you can explore sources that list hundreds of jokes, including Puns and Jokes, Parade, Inspirationfeed, WikiHow, and FunAttic.
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[Meister]

1. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the face, they are now called giraffes.
2. There is no CONTROL key on Chuck Norris' keyboard; Chuck Norris is in Control
3. Chuck Norris makes blood donations frequently, but not with his own blood.
4. Chuck Norris got mad at dinosaurs just once. Only once.
5. When Chuck Norris was born, his fist was clenched; inside was a birth control pill. Nothing gets past Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's chief export is pain.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but, he's never cried.

 

[drudge X]

Back in the days, television would run Chuck Norris week. Great times then.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[mudwhistle]

 

[drudge X]

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

 

[Dirk the Daring]

Chuck Norris was born in a hospital that he built with his own two hands.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

 

[Churchill]

I wonder how long it will be before the trash press start to print trash about the man as they recently did with Gene Hackman.

 

[Votto]

Wow. I always wondered if he would kick the Grim Reapers arse.

Well, guess not.

Yikes!!

 

[drudge X]

When Chuck Norris was in school, teachers have to raise their hands to speak with him.

 

[Darkwind]

Death always wins. No one gets out alive, not even Chuck.

 

[drudge X]

Wow. I always wondered if he would kick the Grim Reapers arse.

Well, guess not.

Yikes!!

The boogeyman can finally get a good night sleep by not having to check under his bed.