Chuck Norris R.I.P.

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Chuck Norris dead at 86 after being rushed to hospital for a medical emergency. I always thought this guy was indestructible.

Chuck died on the island I will move to in July and stay with my daughter there.
 
  1. Chuck Norris doesn't run away from explosions, explosions run away from him.
  2. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  3. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night!
  4. It only takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch "60 Minutes"
  5. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Not now those things don't happen.
 
I actually saw him in person. It was only a few seconds, but I saw him in real life!!!!

I was a delivery driver for a small electronics company. And the business park we were in had strip buildings back to back, with a very wide alleyway between the backs of the buildings. One of the buildings behind ours was used for the "bar" they had in Walker TR. Sometimes we would see the black man and the white woman that was on the show out back on break, taking a smoke, or eating a snack.

Once day I had to go pick something up, so I hopped in the company van and passed their building. I saw the black guy and the woman out back, but when I drove aroud the front of their building going to my destination............I saw this man in a huge 10 gallon cowboy hat smoking a cigarette out front. It was Chuck Norris!!! I was going to wave at him, but he turned and went inside.

Aside from Olivia Newton John, he's the only "star" I've ever seen in real life.
 
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