Chess master denies using sex toy to help him win championship as game hit by scandal

[DigitalDrifter]

Apparently using some tickle me Elmo device.

"Talent, is hitting a mark no one else can reach. Genuis, is hitting a mark, no one else can see. It's in your butt".


Up and coming star Hans Niemann was sensationally accused online of using anal beads connected to a computer programme that would vibrate to help him decide his move

A 19-year-old chess grandmaster has denied using a sex toy to help him win in the biggest scandal to hit the game in years.

Up and coming star Hans Niemann was sensationally accused online of using anal beads connected to a computer programme that would vibrate.


He is accused of using them to defeat world No. 1 grandmaster Magnus Carlsen.

The rumours were further heightened when Elon Musk quoted a tweet to his 105million followers from another user which read: "Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheated at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves."

Chess master denies using sex toy to help win championship as scandal hits game

Up and coming star Hans Niemann was sensationally accused online of using anal beads connected to a computer programme that would vibrate to help him decide his move

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[petro]

Okay.

Now I have officially heard of "everything".

 

[JoeMoma]

I heard that Tommy T is going to take up chess now.

 

[Canon Shooter]

 

[petro]

I heard that Tommy T is going to take up chess now.

The Queens Gambit.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Figured it was only a matter of time before players found a way to use engines in live games. They are too common in online games for fun, imagine potentially big money is involved? It might have happened before, maybe even by top level players.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I wonder if this will somehow transition over to poker?

If so, watch out for the female players............they have more places to hide things.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

Apparently using some tickle me Elmo device.

"Talent, is hitting a mark no one else can reach. Genuis, is hitting a mark, no one else can see. It's in your butt".


Up and coming star Hans Niemann was sensationally accused online of using anal beads connected to a computer programme that would vibrate to help him decide his move

Chess master denies using sex toy to help win championship as scandal hits game

Up and coming star Hans Niemann was sensationally accused online of using anal beads connected to a computer programme that would vibrate to help him decide his move

www.mirror.co.uk

He still can't explain the boner he had for the entire two weeks of the tournament.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

Figured it was only a matter of time before players found a way to use engines in live games. They are too common in online games for fun, imagine potentially big money is involved? It might have happened before, maybe even by top level players.

He's done it before in online money tournaments.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

I heard that Tommy T is going to take up chess now.

They don't allow players to straddle teens at the board.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

I don't want to know how it works

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

I don't want to know how it works

Morse code

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I heard that Tommy T is going to take up chess now.

Or he'll now be volunteering to perform body cavity searches at every tournament.

 

[Canon Shooter]

I wonder if this will somehow transition over to poker?

If so, watch out for the female players............they have more places to hide things.

Just look for the one with the never-ending smile on her face...

 

[miketx]

Sticks beads up his ass connected to a computer to help him win chess games? I have to call bullshit.

 

[Anomalism]

Magnus is most prominent in speed chess anyway. That's where the super-geniuses are separated from the pack. There's no way it would work with speed chess. Not enough time to process Morse code anally and make ideal moves.

 

[miketx]

I heard that Tommy T is going to take up chess now.

He went from that to the four nights game!

 

[jbrownson0831]

I heard that Tommy T is going to take up chess now.

He has a chess gerbil.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Just look for the one with the never-ending smile on her face...

I wonder..................since poker is all about "reading" another person, do you think that a female player would turn up the vibration if she has a bad hand?

 

[Anomalism]

I wonder..................since poker is all about "reading" another person, do you think that a female player would turn up the vibration if she has a bad hand?

You're enjoying this thought too much.