Cheers!

[Nosmo King]

More jokes!!!

Never say that unless you mean it! I heard this one at the Harker Avenue Cafe, Home of the Whale of a Fish sandwich. A slab of whitefish, beer battered and fried to a golden brown. The fish sticks over the bun by four inches left to right and two nice stop to bottom. A peanut machine is mounted on skid feet so it can be slid up and down the bar. And of course, the Pirates are on TV.

The new Pope Francis wanted the Papal apartment in the Vatican repainted. Pope Francis wanted beige walls and a white ceiling. All the murals of angels commissioned by Benedict had to go. So, Vatican officials dispatched two young nuns to repaint the Pope's digs. After 45 minutes in the Roman heat of August, one nun noticed the paint splatters and the sweat stains building up on her black wool habit. She wore the veil, the high collar, the whole Singing Nun outfit.

"Look at my habit!" she said. "It's ruined! I'll never get it clean! Do you think it would be sinful if we took off these habits, just until we finish painting?"

"The new Pope is a very busy man." answered the second nun. "He won't be back in his apartment until much later tonight. I think it will be alright."

So now, the two sisters are stripped to the waist, painting away. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Startled, one of the nuns timidly called out, "Who is it?"

"It's the blind man." came the answer.

The nuns reasoned that there are blind people, deaf people, disabled people all over the Vatican grounds. And if he's blind, what difference would it make.

"Ccccome in." Said one of the nuns.

And with that, the door burst open and a middle aged Italian man strode into the room.

"Hey! Nice tits!" he said with gusto. "Where do you want me to hang these blinds?".

 

[Gracie]

Awww.....no offense from him, I am sure, hon. He has his little girl this weekend and was in a rush to get this going? Left off a LOT of people he wanted to come here, I'm betting. Stat likes just about everyone I think.

Welcome to Cheers! I had a shirley temple but I like the looks of that float that was served...so hop on a stool (not too near the smoking guy..or the You Calling Me Funny How Funny? guy...thems dangerous, lol...and serve yourself.

None taken...the joke needed to be made

BTW where the heck is Norm????

I think he is on page one with Cliff...and DeNiro..and Pesci.

 

[Gracie]

lol, NosmoKing

I like jokes. Love jokes. So lets sit in a big booth and you tell me some more. Lots of room for others to join in, too.

 

[Intense]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ITqS2uTPD4]The Waco Kid - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRb3u0PtEZE]Play Chess - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Coyote]

Oh....and not to be sexist....one for the ladies as well. Glad you opened your place Stat.

ooo

I like that

Is that one of the Cabanna Boys?

 

[AVG-JOE]

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Spoiler: The initial invite list, more to come!!!

x

Another list I didn't get on.

EDIT:

Has anyone been to the real Cheers?

There's a nudist park in Kissimmee FL that has a bar called 'Cheeks'.

I been there. It's real.​

 

[Connery]

This is a bar/tavern for the Lounge.

Y'all know the rules: we hang our political coats at the door, drink, hang out, josh each other some, make each other laugh, chill out, the whole nine yards. Whoever is here can feel free to serve drinks for the others. Lapdances? Well, let's talk about that stuff some other time!!


EVERYONE is welcome here. This is pretty much a self-moderating thread, like the CSII and the Swing.

As y'all know, I'm 6 hours ahead of the East Coast, so a lot of the time, I won't be on when there's heavy traffic. Just have fun!


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Spoiler: The initial invite list, more to come!!!

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Spoiler: The initial invite list, more to come!!!

, [MENTION=42916]Derideo_Te[/MENTION], [MENTION=41527]Pogo[/MENTION], [MENTION=3135]jillian[/MENTION] , [MENTION=43625]Mertex[/MENTION] [MENTION=20412]JakeStarkey[/MENTION] [MENTION=20112]bodecea[/MENTION] [MENTION=20704]Nosmo King[/MENTION] [MENTION=25505]Jroc[/MENTION] [MENTION=44172]Sweet_Caroline[/MENTION] [MENTION=42946]NTG[/MENTION] [MENTION=40845]Jeremiah[/MENTION] [MENTION=18645]Sarah G[/MENTION] [MENTION=11703]strollingbones[/MENTION] [MENTION=38281]Wolfsister77[/MENTION] [MENTION=42649]Gracie[/MENTION] [MENTION=36528]cereal_killer[/MENTION] [MENTION=20285]Intense[/MENTION] [MENTION=40540]Connery[/MENTION] [MENTION=19170]Coyote[/MENTION] [MENTION=23239]westwall[/MENTION] [MENTION=20285]Intense[/MENTION] [MENTION=6847]Foxfyre[/MENTION] [MENTION=36767]Bloodrock44[/MENTION] [MENTION=15726]Hossfly[/MENTION] [MENTION=36154]Roudy[/MENTION]

Another list I didn't get on.

EDIT:

Has anyone been to the real Cheers?

@MeBelle
Yes it is a I have some pics somewhere...I will look...not a place that is notable at all.

 

[Nosmo King]

lol, NosmoKing

I like jokes. Love jokes. So lets sit in a big booth and you tell me some more. Lots of room for others to join in, too.

Sure, I'll have another! Bartender! Johnnie Walker Black for me and a Shirley Temple for Gracie here!

A cute, Cute CUTE little five year old girl was allowed to go to the corner on her new street, but then had to come right back! She had a dog on a leash and she wore her Sunday best because she was about to go off to Sunday School.

Going into the Catholic Church across the street, a nun saw this vision of cuteness standing with her mutt on the corner. Crossing the street, the nun beamed and greeted the child.

"Hello, sweetheart! I haven't seen you in our neighborhood before! What's your name?"

"My name is Petal" answered the girl, playing coyly with the stranger.

"Petal is a beautiful name for a sweet little girl like you!" exclaimed of the nun "How did you get a lovely name like Petal?"

"When I was a little baby sleepin' in my Mommy's tummy," began Petal "Mommy and Daddy was inna park and a breeze blowed and it blowed a petal offa rose bush and the petal landed right on Mommy's tummy, where I was sleepin' and Daddy said it was a sign from heaven that he's gonna have a little girl and he was gonna name her Petal!" said Petal all in one breath.

The nun is eating this up with a spoon! So adorable! Bending down to scratch Petal's dog behind his ears, the nun asked, "What's your little doggie's name, Petal."

"His name is Porky." Petal answered with her forefinger pressing against her lips.

"Porky is a funny name for a dog!" giggled the nun, "How did you come to name him that?"

"Cause," answered Petal. "He ***** pigs."

Bartender! One more round!

 

[AVG-JOE]

Okay, you guys are getting out of control. I think you should dance for us.

 

[shart_attack]

I'll have a Shartdonnay, please.

 

[Gracie]

Keep 'em coming Nosmo!!
And thanks for the shirley temple!

 

[Samson]

Lap dances? Hmmm. Eye candy. Eye candy for me here is Samson. I wonder if I can get him to grind on this old lady's lap?

Cool.

[MENTION=42649]Gracie[/MENTION]

Like a fine Wine, I imagine you've gotten better with age, Gracie.

I bet you could teach me a thing or two about grindin'.....

Do you like your bean corse or fine ground?

 

[Gracie]

I like my beans any way you wanna serve them.

Ohhh. Waves flushed face. SAMSON is here.

(Hey! No comments from the peanut gallery. The guys here fall in love with avies alla time. Well.. us wimmens do too!)

 

[Samson]

I like my beans any way you wanna serve them.

Ohhh. Waves flushed face. SAMSON is here.

(Hey! No comments from the peanut gallery. The guys here fall in love with avies alla time. Well.. us wimmens do too!)

OH O!
Looks like grinding your bean by hand might not work.....good thing I have an electric one

 

[JakeStarkey]

I hope you are all enjoying TGF, I am watching 'machete' on AMC

it's gory, I love it

 

[Gracie]

Hands are better Samson. Let me massage your long and slender fingers. Do you prefer Shea butter or lotion?

 

[Gracie]

I hope you are all enjoying TGF, I am watching 'machete' on AMC

it's gory, I love it

Machete comes on after The Core..which is what I am watching now.

 

[Samson]

I hope you are all enjoying TGF, I am watching 'machete' on AMC

it's gory, I love it

I'm amazed at the fantastic acting.



Cannot understand why between Jessica Alba and Danny Trejo the movie was never an Oscar nominee.

 

[Samson]

Hands are better Samson. Let me massage your long and slender fingers. Do you prefer Shea butter or lotion?

Depends.

Did you milk the Shea yourself, this morning? I prefer freshly churned.

 

[Gracie]

Ah. No. Store bought. But good stuff.

Danny Trejo is awesome. I saw this movie once before but look forward to seeing it again.