Cheers!
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I like the abundance of choices in the Lounge 
Pinot Noir and Salt and Pepper Kettle Cooked Potato chips?
Pinot Noir and Salt and Pepper Kettle Cooked Potato chips?
Whiskey is made from fermented grain, while brandy is made from fermented fruit, or highly distilled wine, which, in turn, was made from fermented fruit?
I think.
Nosmo King
Gold Member
There are still plenty of old man bars in the Valley. Bars that used to serve hard drinks to men who want to get drunk fast (copyright 1946 It's a Wonderful Life).
These smudged up places still serve steelworkers ginger brandy, Kessler's, and 7&7's. Draft beer is Iron City and Iron City Light. period.
And there's always a spot along the corner of the bar where the old times gather to solve all the problems of the world and gripe about their wives. That's where the best jokes are enjoyed. Jokes like...
While grocery shopping, a woman accidentally bumped her cart into another. That cart was used by her doctor and they began the every day chit chat we all perform. Staring into her cart, the doctor noticed an 80 pound bag of dry dog food.
"Helen! I didn't know that you and Tom got yourselves a big dog" said the doctor.
"No. I feed that to Tom" Helen answered matter of factly.
"I beg you pardon?" Asked the doctor.
"Yeah! It's all he eats! Three meals a day, seven days a week, he even fills a dish and eats it like popcorn while he watches TV!" explained Helen.
"As your doctor I have to warn you, if you feed a grown man nothing but dog food, it'll kill him!" scolded the doctor.
Three months later, the two find themselves at the same cocktail party.
"Helen!" said the doctor "How's Tom?
"Poor Tom. He died last month" answered Helen.
"What did I tell you!" growled the doctor. "Dog food would swell up his guts until they explode!"
"No! It wasn't the food that killed him" said Helen.
And this is the place in the story they would all lean in toward each other and speak in low tones.
"Tom was sitting out in the street licking his balls and a car hit him."
And that's when the old drunks would let loose a snort, a fart or two and a chuckle.
These smudged up places still serve steelworkers ginger brandy, Kessler's, and 7&7's. Draft beer is Iron City and Iron City Light. period.
And there's always a spot along the corner of the bar where the old times gather to solve all the problems of the world and gripe about their wives. That's where the best jokes are enjoyed. Jokes like...
While grocery shopping, a woman accidentally bumped her cart into another. That cart was used by her doctor and they began the every day chit chat we all perform. Staring into her cart, the doctor noticed an 80 pound bag of dry dog food.
"Helen! I didn't know that you and Tom got yourselves a big dog" said the doctor.
"No. I feed that to Tom" Helen answered matter of factly.
"I beg you pardon?" Asked the doctor.
"Yeah! It's all he eats! Three meals a day, seven days a week, he even fills a dish and eats it like popcorn while he watches TV!" explained Helen.
"As your doctor I have to warn you, if you feed a grown man nothing but dog food, it'll kill him!" scolded the doctor.
Three months later, the two find themselves at the same cocktail party.
"Helen!" said the doctor "How's Tom?
"Poor Tom. He died last month" answered Helen.
"What did I tell you!" growled the doctor. "Dog food would swell up his guts until they explode!"
"No! It wasn't the food that killed him" said Helen.
And this is the place in the story they would all lean in toward each other and speak in low tones.
"Tom was sitting out in the street licking his balls and a car hit him."
And that's when the old drunks would let loose a snort, a fart or two and a chuckle.
Y'all that are hiding from the men in black? Stat made a secret room. Just say the code word and in you go!
The word for the day is 'legs'.
Spread the word!Difference between Whiskey and Brandy
Your answer is at that link. I would have said whiskey is made from grain and brandy is made from fruit but that isn't completely accurate.
Since I don't drink...I guess I was just curious. I watch Frasier every night and they are always going on about their wine club, brandy, sherry.
Sometimes..I wish I could try one...or all. But everything tastes...icky, last I took a sip. Never tried brandy though. Or sherry.
When Stat comes in tonight..I hope the joint doesn't look like this:
Anyone who opens a bar and goes to bed doesn't get to be choosy about a few dead bodies littering the place the next morning!
BTW is that you behind the curtain on the right?
Now I have to leave but the barmaids should be here shortly, until then drinks are on the house, just have to serve them yourself!
Really, what kind of a moron leaves a bar full of booze alone with you guys.
As always... THE voice of reason.
Or was it reality? 
My brother in law used to travel a lot for his job and he brought us some cognac from France once. We drank some one cold winter's night and it was possibly the best drink I've ever had. You could feel it's warmth all the way down to your stomach. It felt medicinal but tasted way better than medicine.
MeBelle
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Awww.....no offense from him, I am sure, hon. He has his little girl this weekend and was in a rush to get this going? Left off a LOT of people he wanted to come here, I'm betting. Stat likes just about everyone I think.
Welcome to Cheers! I had a shirley temple but I like the looks of that float that was served...so hop on a stool (not too near the smoking guy..or the You Calling Me Funny How Funny? guy...thems dangerous, lol...and serve yourself.
None taken...the joke needed to be made
BTW where the heck is Norm????
WelfareQueen
Diamond Member
Oh....and not to be sexist....one for the ladies as well. Glad you opened your place Stat.
It would make you throw up probably. Don't mix the sweet or fruit drinks with the grains. Don't mix like wine with beer or whiskey. I wouldn't even drink whiskey and coke.
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cereal_killer
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Well, LETS PARTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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