Buttigieg leads in a A+ poll for 2028!

[Zebra]

It.s a long way to 28

 

[BackAgain]

Go Buttigieg go!!! It will be so wonderful to see this wonderful man lead our nation back towards freedom!

Is he qualified? If you say “yes,” then the question is: “based on what?”

Based on having been a mere Mayor?

Based on having been a terrible Secretary of Transportarion?

Or based on being a homosexual?

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Don't believe the polls.

Really? Why not? What could possibly go wrong?