Budweiser releases “patriotic” commercial to (try to) win back their customers

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This didn't take long to pop-up. :laughing0301:



Sorry A-B you fucked-up big time.

The comments are brutal. They thought "hey, everyone loves the Clydesdales" and tried to do an America commercial with one to remind everyone that they like Budweiser.

The most favorable comment they have received thus far is "I like the horses but don't care about your beer".


"You should have a surgeon step in from off camera and cut the horse's genitals off and say: "Now she is who she was born to be!" and then slam a Bud Light."

"I was expecting Clyde and Dale running down the street holding hands."

"What a quick back pedal. Why dont you use unicorns and have Dylan riding one?"

"In a month they will be rolling out "The drag queen of beers."

"quick, pull together stock footage and a message for the simple folk"

"HOW DO U KNOW THOSE HORSES DONT IDENTIFY AS DONKEY THEY THEMS?"

"If it ain't bud, It ain't queer."
 
Budweisers new Clydesdale's

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This didn't take long to pop-up. :laughing0301:



Sorry A-B you fucked-up big time.

The comments are brutal. They thought "hey, everyone loves the Clydesdales" and tried to do an America commercial with one to remind everyone that they like Budweiser.

The most favorable comment they have received thus far is "I like the horses but don't care about your beer".


"You should have a surgeon step in from off camera and cut the horse's genitals off and say: "Now she is who she was born to be!" and then slam a Bud Light."

"I was expecting Clyde and Dale running down the street holding hands."

"What a quick back pedal. Why dont you use unicorns and have Dylan riding one?"

"In a month they will be rolling out "The drag queen of beers."

"quick, pull together stock footage and a message for the simple folk"

"HOW DO U KNOW THOSE HORSES DONT IDENTIFY AS DONKEY THEY THEMS?"

"If it ain't bud, It ain't queer."

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A day late and a dollar short.

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Oh, make no mistake, people will go right back to supporting the company if stupid stuff like this makes them feel like they won something.

Something I learned a long, long time ago is that, generally speaking, people's will to finish something only goes so far as the next reality show.
 
they had the greatest commercial after 9/11..and i hear the new ultra right beer is ultra pricey
 
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MAGAtards sure know how to piss on themselves over shitty beer.
 
MAGAtards sure know how to piss on themselves over shitty beer.

Sorry OKFink, that was just you stumbling into your bedroom pissing into your own clothes hamper again pulling a 'Biden'.
 
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