Broke my wrist and I stink

[CrusaderFrank]

Last week was the first time in my life I broke a bone, I knew it was broke the second I hit the pavement and I was in a cast within about 3 hours but since then, this is really weird, it's like my deodorant just refuses to even start the day. What the fuck?! The wrist is annoying enough but why do I smell like a gorilla?

 

[AllieBaba]

Did they drug you?
Also bone marrow can get into the blood stream, that might cause it.

But didn't you stink anyway?

 

[L.K.Eder]

you could try a shower, man.

 

[xsited1]

You're obviously not fat enough. Gain some weight and the next time you'll just bounce when you fall. You'll also smell like a fat man rather than a gorilla. It's a win/win for you.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

They gave me oxy for the pain and I had like 5 the first day, I got up on Tuesday and my mouth tasted like oxy so I haven't taken one since.

Yeah I figured out how to shower one handed, thankfully Im a good one handed typist.

 

[Shogun]

Hope you heal quickly, dude!

 

[saveliberty]

Let's start with the basics. Do you typically apply deodorant to your wrist? Is it your cast that smells? Have you been near gorillas? Did the fall open up your sinuses?

 

[Jay Canuck]

at least your not limpwristed for awhile.

 

[L.K.Eder]

cheer up frank, here is something that will help you. but don't break the other wrist, too, by "falling down".

 

[saveliberty]

Okay, I'll try to be helpful now. Is your arm against your body? Usually with a wrist fracture they will put your arm against your body. It may be your generating more heat and sweat under your arm as a result. You may want to use a more moisture resistant deodorant for awhile.

 

[Emma]

Last week was the first time in my life I broke a bone, I knew it was broke the second I hit the pavement and I was in a cast within about 3 hours but since then, this is really weird, it's like my deodorant just refuses to even start the day. What the fuck?! The wrist is annoying enough but why do I smell like a gorilla?

Because you're a guy.

Seriously tho'... is it the arm/cast that stinks or just you in general?

 

[Sarah G]

They gave me oxy for the pain and I had like 5 the first day, I got up on Tuesday and my mouth tasted like oxy so I haven't taken one since.

Yeah I figured out how to shower one handed, thankfully Im a good one handed typist.

What kind of cast? Did you get it wet maybe?

Sorry you broke your wrist, Frank.

 

[xotoxi]

Here's the evidence.

Get well.

 

[saveliberty]

Here's the evidence.

Get well.

Right Ulna? You typing lefthanded Frank?

 

[AllieBaba]

Holy crud, that's quite a fracture.

 

[Annie]

Here's the evidence.

Get well.

Right Ulna? You typing lefthanded Frank?

Is this from the airport scanners? Now we'll really save on health care costs!

 

[alisha7525]

That xray looks bad why dont you try to use certain painkillers if its paining hope you buy it it will help you heal your legs

 

[Shaarona]

Last week was the first time in my life I broke a bone, I knew it was broke the second I hit the pavement and I was in a cast within about 3 hours but since then, this is really weird, it's like my deodorant just refuses to even start the day. What the fuck?! The wrist is annoying enough but why do I smell like a gorilla?

Stress will do that .. It happened to me on the way to a family funeral.

Cheer up about your wrist. My niece broke her wrist and she has a 2 1/2 year old and a 3 month old.

She also had to go back in for surgery to put in a plate and screws.