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Biden Unveils Ambitious Plan To Pay National Debt
By Capturing A Leprechaun And Using His Gold
By Capturing A Leprechaun And Using His Gold
Biden Unveils Ambitious Plan To Pay National Debt By Capturing A Leprechaun And Using His Gold
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid concerns that the national debt may be spiraling out of control, Biden calmed fears in a statement that he has a plan to pay off the debt by capturing a leprechaun and stealing all his gold.
babylonbee.com
Amid concerns that the national debt may be spiraling out of control, Biden calmed fears in a statement that he has a plan to pay off the debt by capturing a leprechaun and stealing all his gold.
"Don't worry folks-- it's gonna be fine!" said Biden. "I saw a rainbow this morning when my sprinklers went off. You know what's at the end of a rainbow, don't you? I'm gonna get me some of that leprechaun gold and pay off the debt-- just like that!"
Commentary:
Joe is only treating the leprechauns with equity - he steals everyone else’s gold too.
Funny, but there are probably some stupid Biden staffers and supporters who upon hearing about this would actually be considering if it is possible.