Biden misplaced nuclear codes

[Votto]

WILMINGTON, DE — With the potential advent of World War 3, President Biden headed to his garage in Delaware to try to find where he had filed the nuclear codes.

"They've got to be around here somewhere," said Biden as began rummaging around in the trunk of his Corvette. "Who knew those were actually important?"

According to sources, President Biden was initially furious when Iran's attack interrupted his beach vacation. After initially heading towards D.C., Biden quickly realized he might need the nuclear codes stashed somewhere in his garage. "Turn around boys," yelled Biden to Secret Service. "We got to make a little nuclear pit stop, if you take my meaning."

At publishing time, President Biden was heard calling Hunter to ask if he had done something with that big red file labeled "NUCLEAR CODES, DO NOT LOSE".

 

[Cellblock2429]

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WILMINGTON, DE — With the potential advent of World War 3, President Biden headed to his garage in Delaware to try to find where he had filed the nuclear codes.

"They've got to be around here somewhere," said Biden as began rummaging around in the trunk of his Corvette. "Who knew those were actually important?"

According to sources, President Biden was initially furious when Iran's attack interrupted his beach vacation. After initially heading towards D.C., Biden quickly realized he might need the nuclear codes stashed somewhere in his garage. "Turn around boys," yelled Biden to Secret Service. "We got to make a little nuclear pit stop, if you take my meaning."

At publishing time, President Biden was heard calling Hunter to ask if he had done something with that big red file labeled "NUCLEAR CODES, DO NOT LOSE".

/----/ BTW, Bill Clinton lost the football several times.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Biden's handlers have likely changed the trajectory of Americas nuclear arsenal to target Texas, Florida and Americas rural states and suburbs anyway so.........

Probably gave them to China or the Palestinians or Hezbollah.

 

[Cellblock2429]

/----/ BTW, Bill Clinton lost the football several times.
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/-----/ Harpy Eagle marked my post Fake News, when a simple google search would have saved him the embarrassment of being wrong again.

Bill Clinton Lost President's Nuclear Codes, and Nobody Found Out​

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