Bezos Gets A Big Dose Of Kharma

[Pilot1]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

 

[g5000]

How does Melania put up with a flatulent, overweight blowhard man child like Donnie?

Well as this thread is about Bezos, ahh, maybe look in the mirror to answer your question.

This is a thread about Bezos and Fat Donnie.

 

[g5000]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Um...retard?

You might want to look at the first person mentioned in the OP. Twice.

You're welcome.

 

[mudwhistle]

That look when you realize you're worth $147 billion, and your wife looks like a chipmunk.

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She can bring her chipmunk face and her 72.5 billion over to my house...

You will probably even let her gnaw on yer nuts.

I lost my nutz to the first three wives...Kept my ass...

Nope....yor still nutz.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

When your guy is one of the worst human beings to ever live, you take pleasure when others go through difficult times.

While Bezos is a total horse's ass, I would not say he's one of the worst every....

Well...maybe.

 

[aaronleland]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Because... the OP brought up Trump?

 

[B. Kidd]

How can any woman put up with that weird eye, and face that looks like a crazed Bond villain. Oh, yeah. $140 Billion. We now he'll have $70B, or possibly less.

How does Melania put up with a flatulent, overweight blowhard man child like Donnie?

The same way that women put up with you.
And, you flap the sheets...go figure?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Litards are all jealous of those that have more money than they do, if the uber wealthy is a liberal, then they are adored, if the uber rich is a republican, then they hate him. They are good little robots and say what their liberal elites tell them to say.. It is for their pitiful amount of FREE stuff that they do what they are told...Just like a peon..

 

[Pilot1]

Didn't realize Trump was getting divorced. Oh well.

 

[g5000]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Litards are all jealous of those that have more money than they do, if the uber wealthy is a liberal, then they are adored, if the uber rich is a republican, then they hate him. They are good little robots and say what their liberal elites tell them to say.. It is for their pitiful amount of FREE stuff that they do what they are told...Just like a peon..

Wow. You are like a carbon copy of my material. You can't even come up with an original thought. What a shame.

And I doubt Bezos is jealous of Fat Donnie's measly imaginary billion dollars.

But Fat Donnie has made it very obvious how jealous of Bezos he is.

 

[LoneLaugher]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Litards are all jealous of those that have more money than they do, if the uber wealthy is a liberal, then they are adored, if the uber rich is a republican, then they hate him. They are good little robots and say what their liberal elites tell them to say.. It is for their pitiful amount of FREE stuff that they do what they are told...Just like a peon..

Trump is jealous of Bezos.

You are jealous of Milo.

 

[Pilot1]

Trump is rich AND the President of the most powerful country in the world. Bezos is rich but will never be President.

 

[mdk]

What does it say about the character of those that take some creepy joy in a marriage ending? Nothing good I am afraid.

 

[B. Kidd]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Litards are all jealous of those that have more money than they do, if the uber wealthy is a liberal, then they are adored, if the uber rich is a republican, then they hate him. They are good little robots and say what their liberal elites tell them to say.. It is for their pitiful amount of FREE stuff that they do what they are told...Just like a peon..

Yupp!
They are ripe and begging for Big Gov't to direct every aspect of their lives.
I believe it is called being 'instititionalized'.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Litards are all jealous of those that have more money than they do, if the uber wealthy is a liberal, then they are adored, if the uber rich is a republican, then they hate him. They are good little robots and say what their liberal elites tell them to say.. It is for their pitiful amount of FREE stuff that they do what they are told...Just like a peon..

Trump is jealous of Bezos.

You are jealous of Milo.

no, and no. You are just and idiot. In about 10 years when Hemp is going billions of dollars of business, I too will be a 100 millionaire..

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Litards are all jealous of those that have more money than they do, if the uber wealthy is a liberal, then they are adored, if the uber rich is a republican, then they hate him. They are good little robots and say what their liberal elites tell them to say.. It is for their pitiful amount of FREE stuff that they do what they are told...Just like a peon..

Yupp!
They are ripe and begging for Big Gov't to direct every aspect of their lives.
I believe it is called being 'instititionalized'.

poor poor billy, after 8 years of Obama's great recovery, you would think that there wouldn't be any income inequality. Why did it get so large under the 1/2 white fagot?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

What does it say about the character of those that take some creepy joy in a marriage ending? Nothing good I am afraid.

So you would want Jeffies wife to stay with her man, even after he fucked another woman? How would you feel if your fagot partner slept with another man got infected by Aides then came back to you? Divorce him or stay?

 

[B. Kidd]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Litards are all jealous of those that have more money than they do, if the uber wealthy is a liberal, then they are adored, if the uber rich is a republican, then they hate him. They are good little robots and say what their liberal elites tell them to say.. It is for their pitiful amount of FREE stuff that they do what they are told...Just like a peon..

Yupp!
They are ripe and begging for Big Gov't to direct every aspect of their lives.
I believe it is called being 'instititionalized'.

poor poor billy, after 8 years of Obama's great recovery, you would think that there wouldn't be any income inequality. Why did it get so large under the 1/2 white fagot?

Must've had sumthin' to do with GDP.....

 

[justoffal]

After close to a year of trying to break up Donald Trump and his wife, Jeff Bezos is getting what he deserves. A bad divorce.

Trump must be laughing his ass off over this:

By Danny Cevallos
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced this week that he and his wife MacKenzie are seeking a divorce. The two were married in 1993 and have four children. Bezos founded the company in 1994, just after his marriage.

Bezos is considered to be the world's richest man, with an estimated worth of $147 billion. He also reportedly did not have a prenuptial agreement with MacKenzie. That means, following his divorce, his wife could become one of the world’s richest women.

There are two main approaches to dividing up marital property in the United States: “equitable division” and “community property.”

Most states utilize the common law, “equitable distribution” approach, where the default position is that each spouse holds their property during the marriage separately.

In New York, for example, when both spouses equally contribute to a long marriage, the courts attempt to divide property equally. However, equitable distribution does not necessarily mean equal distribution. Equitable distribution views marriage as an economic partnership to which both parties contribute as spouse, parent, wage earner or homemaker.

The distribution of assets depends not just on the financial contribution of each spouse, but also on a wide range of unpaid services to the partnership, such as homemaking, raising children and providing the emotional support to sustain the other spouse at work.

Washington, where Bezos and his estranged wife reside, is one of a handful of states that utilize the “community property” approach. Each spouse has an interest in the community property, and there is no separate spousal property. All property acquired after the date of the marriage is presumptively community property, regardless of how it is treated during the marriage. A spouse who wants to overcome this presumption has the burden of showing by clear and convincing proof that a specific piece of property falls within an exception to the rule.

Washington courts may not consider any allegations of marital misconduct when distributing property. That means that a spouse’s “immoral or physically abusive conduct within the marital relationship” will not generally affect the distribution by the court.

The real challenge in the Bezos case may not be for the couple; it may be for the court, which is required to somehow value the marital property. A Washington trial court that inherits the Bezos case has to value the assets of a couple whose net worth reportedly exceeds that of Iceland, Tunisia, Jamaica and Estonia combined, all while an understaffed court manages the rest of its overflowing docket.

The ultimate objective of the court is not mathematical precision, but fairness. Especially in a marriage of 25 years or more,.......

The Bezos divorce, explained​

Shit... I'm thinking Mackenzie is hotter IMO.
You know I never looked that closely at Bezos....he looks remarkably like a penis with eyes in a suit! Just saying....



Jo

 

[mudwhistle]

How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.

Why do you crazed Libs insist on bringing up OUR President when the thread is about Bezos? Jealous?

Because... the OP brought up Trump?

There's the rub....Bezos can't stop bringing up Trump.