Bezos Gets A Big Dose Of Kharma

After close to a year of trying to break up Donald Trump and his wife, Jeff Bezos is getting what he deserves. A bad divorce.

Trump must be laughing his ass off over this:


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By Danny Cevallos
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced this week that he and his wife MacKenzie are seeking a divorce. The two were married in 1993 and have four children. Bezos founded the company in 1994, just after his marriage.

Bezos is considered to be the world's richest man, with an estimated worth of $147 billion. He also reportedly did not have a prenuptial agreement with MacKenzie. That means, following his divorce, his wife could become one of the world’s richest women.

There are two main approaches to dividing up marital property in the United States: “equitable division” and “community property.”

Most states utilize the common law, “equitable distribution” approach, where the default position is that each spouse holds their property during the marriage separately.

In New York, for example, when both spouses equally contribute to a long marriage, the courts attempt to divide property equally. However, equitable distribution does not necessarily mean equal distribution. Equitable distribution views marriage as an economic partnership to which both parties contribute as spouse, parent, wage earner or homemaker.

The distribution of assets depends not just on the financial contribution of each spouse, but also on a wide range of unpaid services to the partnership, such as homemaking, raising children and providing the emotional support to sustain the other spouse at work.

Washington, where Bezos and his estranged wife reside, is one of a handful of states that utilize the “community property” approach. Each spouse has an interest in the community property, and there is no separate spousal property. All property acquired after the date of the marriage is presumptively community property, regardless of how it is treated during the marriage. A spouse who wants to overcome this presumption has the burden of showing by clear and convincing proof that a specific piece of property falls within an exception to the rule.

Washington courts may not consider any allegations of marital misconduct when distributing property. That means that a spouse’s “immoral or physically abusive conduct within the marital relationship” will not generally affect the distribution by the court.

The real challenge in the Bezos case may not be for the couple; it may be for the court, which is required to somehow value the marital property. A Washington trial court that inherits the Bezos case has to value the assets of a couple whose net worth reportedly exceeds that of Iceland, Tunisia, Jamaica and Estonia combined, all while an understaffed court manages the rest of its overflowing docket.

The ultimate objective of the court is not mathematical precision, but fairness. Especially in a marriage of 25 years or more,.......

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The Bezos divorce, explained
Well Jeffie used to be the richest man in the world, now he has to compete with his ex significant other as, as wealthy...Life's a bitch and when you screw around on her, she will get you in the end.

Just ask this guy.

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After close to a year of trying to break up Donald Trump and his wife, Jeff Bezos is getting what he deserves. A bad divorce.
Even if his wife gets half his wealth, Bezos will still be 20 times richer than Daffy Donald.

Trump can't relate to a guy who has been married to the same person for 25 years.

But he can relate to adultery. A lot.

So I guess Trump has gotten what he deserves, too, right?
That is why Trump is so pissy about Jeff
 
After close to a year of trying to break up Donald Trump and his wife, Jeff Bezos is getting what he deserves. A bad divorce.

Trump must be laughing his ass off over this:


5a1c3eca3dbef41d008b8498-750-563.jpg


By Danny Cevallos
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced this week that he and his wife MacKenzie are seeking a divorce. The two were married in 1993 and have four children. Bezos founded the company in 1994, just after his marriage.

Bezos is considered to be the world's richest man, with an estimated worth of $147 billion. He also reportedly did not have a prenuptial agreement with MacKenzie. That means, following his divorce, his wife could become one of the world’s richest women.

There are two main approaches to dividing up marital property in the United States: “equitable division” and “community property.”

Most states utilize the common law, “equitable distribution” approach, where the default position is that each spouse holds their property during the marriage separately.

In New York, for example, when both spouses equally contribute to a long marriage, the courts attempt to divide property equally. However, equitable distribution does not necessarily mean equal distribution. Equitable distribution views marriage as an economic partnership to which both parties contribute as spouse, parent, wage earner or homemaker.

The distribution of assets depends not just on the financial contribution of each spouse, but also on a wide range of unpaid services to the partnership, such as homemaking, raising children and providing the emotional support to sustain the other spouse at work.

Washington, where Bezos and his estranged wife reside, is one of a handful of states that utilize the “community property” approach. Each spouse has an interest in the community property, and there is no separate spousal property. All property acquired after the date of the marriage is presumptively community property, regardless of how it is treated during the marriage. A spouse who wants to overcome this presumption has the burden of showing by clear and convincing proof that a specific piece of property falls within an exception to the rule.

Washington courts may not consider any allegations of marital misconduct when distributing property. That means that a spouse’s “immoral or physically abusive conduct within the marital relationship” will not generally affect the distribution by the court.

The real challenge in the Bezos case may not be for the couple; it may be for the court, which is required to somehow value the marital property. A Washington trial court that inherits the Bezos case has to value the assets of a couple whose net worth reportedly exceeds that of Iceland, Tunisia, Jamaica and Estonia combined, all while an understaffed court manages the rest of its overflowing docket.

The ultimate objective of the court is not mathematical precision, but fairness. Especially in a marriage of 25 years or more,.......​


What is this doing in Politics?
Shouldn't this be in Society Gossip?

Bezos and his wife have been separated for a long time.
I suspect he's worked out a deal with her already, much to your envious dismay.

Bezos could buy and sell Trump's sorry ass about 147 times over, and THAT is what eats away at Duh Donald.
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You'll never see Bezos go broke and start laundering money for the Russians. He's richer than Putin, too.
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Bezos owns Amazon and the Washington Compost.
Figure it out.

Let's see....an online retailer and a newspaper.
Nope, nothing to do with politics.
Keep trying, Cletus.
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AND...WaPo has been in print since 1877.
If they were a failure, they would have shuttered a long time ago.
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Nothing to do with politics? *snicker* Take a gander at who started this thread:

Jeff Bezos for PRESIDENT in 2020!
 
After close to a year of trying to break up Donald Trump and his wife, Jeff Bezos is getting what he deserves. A bad divorce.

Trump must be laughing his ass off over this:


5a1c3eca3dbef41d008b8498-750-563.jpg


By Danny Cevallos
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced this week that he and his wife MacKenzie are seeking a divorce. The two were married in 1993 and have four children. Bezos founded the company in 1994, just after his marriage.

Bezos is considered to be the world's richest man, with an estimated worth of $147 billion. He also reportedly did not have a prenuptial agreement with MacKenzie. That means, following his divorce, his wife could become one of the world’s richest women.

There are two main approaches to dividing up marital property in the United States: “equitable division” and “community property.”

Most states utilize the common law, “equitable distribution” approach, where the default position is that each spouse holds their property during the marriage separately.

In New York, for example, when both spouses equally contribute to a long marriage, the courts attempt to divide property equally. However, equitable distribution does not necessarily mean equal distribution. Equitable distribution views marriage as an economic partnership to which both parties contribute as spouse, parent, wage earner or homemaker.

The distribution of assets depends not just on the financial contribution of each spouse, but also on a wide range of unpaid services to the partnership, such as homemaking, raising children and providing the emotional support to sustain the other spouse at work.

Washington, where Bezos and his estranged wife reside, is one of a handful of states that utilize the “community property” approach. Each spouse has an interest in the community property, and there is no separate spousal property. All property acquired after the date of the marriage is presumptively community property, regardless of how it is treated during the marriage. A spouse who wants to overcome this presumption has the burden of showing by clear and convincing proof that a specific piece of property falls within an exception to the rule.

Washington courts may not consider any allegations of marital misconduct when distributing property. That means that a spouse’s “immoral or physically abusive conduct within the marital relationship” will not generally affect the distribution by the court.

The real challenge in the Bezos case may not be for the couple; it may be for the court, which is required to somehow value the marital property. A Washington trial court that inherits the Bezos case has to value the assets of a couple whose net worth reportedly exceeds that of Iceland, Tunisia, Jamaica and Estonia combined, all while an understaffed court manages the rest of its overflowing docket.

The ultimate objective of the court is not mathematical precision, but fairness. Especially in a marriage of 25 years or more,.......​


What is this doing in Politics?
Shouldn't this be in Society Gossip?

Bezos and his wife have been separated for a long time.
I suspect he's worked out a deal with her already, much to your envious dismay.

Bezos could buy and sell Trump's sorry ass about 147 times over, and THAT is what eats away at Duh Donald.
.
You'll never see Bezos go broke and start laundering money for the Russians. He's richer than Putin, too.
.
.
.
.
Bezos owns Amazon and the Washington Compost.
Figure it out.

Bezos stays out of the day to day operations of the Washington Post. He basically bought it as a public service to the nation. Keeping it out of the hands of the Sinclair Group or Rupert Murdoch. Keeping WAPO's tradition of holding those in power accountable, with the highest of journalistic standards.
Yeah......just like Obama stayed out of the day to day running of the WH.
That's why nothing he did was blamed on him.
 
After close to a year of trying to break up Donald Trump and his wife, Jeff Bezos is getting what he deserves. A bad divorce.
Even if his wife gets half his wealth, Bezos will still be 20 times richer than Daffy Donald.

Trump can't relate to a guy who has been married to the same person for 25 years.

But he can relate to adultery.

Imagine being a person who needs constant affirmation and knowing that you’ll never be admired by people who you really admire.
 
After close to a year of trying to break up Donald Trump and his wife, Jeff Bezos is getting what he deserves. A bad divorce.
Even if his wife gets half his wealth, Bezos will still be 20 times richer than Daffy Donald.

Trump can't relate to a guy who has been married to the same person for 25 years.

But he can relate to adultery. A lot.

So I guess Trump has gotten what he deserves, too, right?
That is why Trump is so pissy about Jeff
Crooked Donald is pissy about Bezos because Bezos owns the Washington Post which has been a constant thorn in Crooked Donald's side.
 
After close to a year of trying to break up Donald Trump and his wife, Jeff Bezos is getting what he deserves. A bad divorce.
Even if his wife gets half his wealth, Bezos will still be 20 times richer than Daffy Donald.

Trump can't relate to a guy who has been married to the same person for 25 years.

But he can relate to adultery. A lot.

So I guess Trump has gotten what he deserves, too, right?
That is why Trump is so pissy about Jeff
Crooked Donald is pissy about Bezos because Bezos owns the Washington Post which has been a constant thorn in Crooked Donald's side.
What else are friends for?
 
That look when you realize you're worth $147 billion, and your wife looks like a chipmunk.

She can bring her chipmunk face and her 72.5 billion over to my house...

You will probably even let her gnaw on yer nuts.
I lost my nutz to the first three wives...Kept my ass...

I see you made the mistake of keeping all your nuts in one place.
 
Wait till Trump figures out that Hannity & Limbaugh are worth more then he is.
 
Wait?! Bezos was trying to break up the President and First Lady? What a vivid imagination you have.
 
How can any woman put up with that weird eye, and face that looks like a crazed Bond villain. Oh, yeah. $140 Billion. Well now he'll have $70B, or possibly less.
 
Wait?! Bezos was trying to break up the President and First Lady? What a vivid imagination you have.

He wore a Stormy Daniels mask, and spanked Trump with a Time magazine, knowing he would be President ten years later. That's why Bezos is as rich as he is. He's a forward thinker.
 
How can any woman put up with that weird eye, and face that looks like a crazed Bond villain. Oh, yeah. $140 Billion. We now he'll have $70B, or possibly less.
How does Melania put up with a flatulent, overweight blowhard man child like Donnie?
 
How can any woman put up with that weird eye, and face that looks like a crazed Bond villain. Oh, yeah. $140 Billion. We now he'll have $70B, or possibly less.
How can any woman put up with a massively obese septuagenarian in orange clown makeup who cheats on her with porn stars?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a billion.
 

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