Fmr jarhead
Senior Member
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could
not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also-like any good
bartender-engage in appropriate conversation.
A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a
perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make
conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, philosophy, etc.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts
talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give
the robot one more test.
He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "50."
And the robot goes, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?"
not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also-like any good
bartender-engage in appropriate conversation.
A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a
perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "150." And the robot proceeds to make
conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, philosophy, etc.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts
talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give
the robot one more test.
He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "50."
And the robot goes, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry?"