Barr walks into a bar.Barr walks into a bar
Bartender says, "Hey, watch out. There's a bar sneaking up behind you!"
Barr says, "Ouch, that hurt! What bar?"
"ALLAH SNACKBAR!"
Bartender says, "yonder's a Barr!"
Drunk guy with the cowboy hat in the corner says "whar"?
"Thar" says the bartender, pointing. "Right thar!"