manu1959
Left Coast Isolationist
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
Girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
Her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
Stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
And whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
Want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. Then he replied,
"You have to tell me what you want
Me to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
Her a ddress.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said....
"Paint my house."
Girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
Her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
Stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
And whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
Want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
(There are always conditions)
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. Then he replied,
"You have to tell me what you want
Me to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
Her a ddress.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said....
"Paint my house."
