What is wrong with a merit standard?
You have to put up with the corrupt life-ruining car-trashing home-wrecking idiot jackasses who
proctor and
grade the academic "exams" administered for such purposes.
There's a prissy librarian who doesn't like you, and your exam papers disappeared in the back office, and your court papers disappeared from your lawyer's office when cops after cops picked you up for loitering, trespassing, prostitution, trying on clothes, hitting on a pretty girl, or some other felony in the district, and now you're trying to get your life back together and your things in gear. How do you come off so pretty yourself with a one-up on all that bullshit going on downtown, because you're fucked just like everybody else and there ain't no "merit" going to help you, because you're just gonna get the shit beat out of you downtown and the cops will spit in your face if you think you "merited" anything in this life.