Anything Goes Humor

[williepete]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Muhammed]

 

[Litwin]

 

[Muhammed]

 

[Muhammed]

 

[Windparadox]

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[Marion Morrison]

 

[Larry1]

 

[Truth2Know]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[williepete]

That's a boulder! Where the Hell do you get off? You have no idea what you're talking about. I see you have no link to back up your absurd position.

 

[alang1216]

There is nothing to argue about. It is clearly an erratic.

An erratic is a piece of rock that has been eroded and transported by a glacier to a different area; it is left behind when the ice melts. Glacial erratics give us information about the direction of ice movement and distances of transport. Glacial erratics can be any size from small pebbles to large boulders the size of a house.

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[Bonzi]

 

[Wyld Kard]

Did you know that there are different kinds of sex?

• The 1st kind is called - Smurf Sex

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
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• The 2nd kind is called - Kitchen Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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• The 3rd kind is called - Bedroom Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in bedroom.
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• The 4th kind is called - Hallway Sex

This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
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• The 5th kind is called - Courtroom Sex

This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
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• The 6th kind is called - Religious Sex

This means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, Nun at night.
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• The 7th kind is called - Social Security Sex

You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.

 

[miketx]

What kind of meat do Priests eat? Nun.

 

[TyroneSlothrop]

Its a lazy minority rock that refuses to get a job
Millions Believe God Made Trump President he is into serial adultery wooooo hooo who knew?

 

[miketx]

 

[Michelle420]