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You want to talk about empty space? The distance between George W Bush's ears is measured in lights years.

You want to talk about no brains? If brains were gasoline Sarah Palin wouldn't have enough to power a motorcycle around the outside of a dime.

Your mama's so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

What's the difference bewteen a 747 and a blonde? Not everyone's been on a 747.

What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
 

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