The Cramps - Tear It Up LIVE - YouTube
.... finally though, it stopped burning when I peed. That's another story though. Let's talk about THE CRAMPS! When I was in high school my friends and I saw THE CRAMPS in San Francisco (we lived in a small town called Modesto which was about an hour away). THE CRAMPS were awesome! Anyway, while I was in front of the stage slam dancing this guy in combat books jumped on the stage and then jumped off while landing right on my face. The next day in school I had the biggest, puffiest, blackest eye anybody had ever seen! Suddenly I was the most popular kid in high school! Everybody was taking about my eye! Cute girls I had never talked to before were coming up to me to give me a sympathy hug. Needless to say, I loved my black eye! When my black eye started fading I did my best to try to keep it! I tried punching myself in the eye but being a sissy and somewhat of a coward I never was able to hit myself strongly enough to bruise myself. The moral of this story? Young boys are stupid!