Ancestors

[pete]

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
'How did the human race start?'
Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
They had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl went to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me
the Human race was created by God,
And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'
The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple,
Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors

and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'

 

[random3434]

Now THAT is a classy joke! Congrats! Maybe you should go on a comedy tour!

 

[pete]

with sikes?

 

[JBeukema]

wtf happened to the other replies?

 

[Epsilon Delta]

Lame.

 

[JBeukema]

Lame.

Who the fuck are you?

 

[Epsilon Delta]

Lame.

Who the fuck are you?

Who asks?

 

[DamnYankee]

wtf happened to the other replies?

EZ moved my faux pas (and the replies) to the bathroom.

 

[Agnapostate]

Of course Sarah Palin couldn't have come from monkeys. It's called evolution for a reason.

 

[DamnYankee]

Of course Sarah Palin couldn't have come from monkeys. It's called evolution for a reason.

Well of course it is.... And monkeys don't look like this!

 

[JBeukema]

wtf happened to the other replies?

EZ moved my faux pas (and the replies) to the bathroom.

I never even realized EZ was a mod

 

[sealybobo]

A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked;
'How did the human race start?'
Sarah Palin answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
They had children; and so was all mankind made.'
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama
and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl went to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me
the Human race was created by God,
And Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.'
The father answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple,
Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors

and Michelle Obama told you about hers.'

So Palin's ancestors were a bunch of incestors.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Heard several versions of this before but I still lmao every time I see it! You get an "A".

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Of course Sarah Palin couldn't have come from monkeys. It's called evolution for a reason.

Well of course it is.... And monkeys don't look like this!

Niether does Sarah Palin.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

So Palin's ancestors were a bunch of incestors.

Yes, Michelle Obama is an evolved human being, descended from an ancestor that humankind has in common with other primates.

And Sarah Palin is a mentally handicapped being, descended from ancestors who committed A LOT of incest in order to go forth and multiply.

Makes sense to me.

 

[JBeukema]

And Sarah Palin is a mentally handicapped being, descended from ancestors who committed A LOT of incest in order to go forth and multiply.

Makes sense to me.

Well, She is a Christian....