American Personal Age UP 9 months since January

[del]

except for dead people and newborns.

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[Avatar4321]

It's all Obama's fault that we are getting old!

 

[dilloduck]

except for dead people and newborns.

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Oil Of Olay has keep mine down to half that.

 

[del]

except for dead people and newborns.

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Oil Of Olay has keep mine down to half that.

this dependence on fossil fuels is destroying the planet.

you should be using solar of olay, fascist.

 

[Valerie]

except for dead people and newborns.

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Link?

 

[del]

It's all Obama's fault that we are getting old!

just another case of obama embracing a policy that had already been firmly established under bush.

hope and change, my ass.

 

[del]

except for dead people and newborns.

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Link?

google *old fart*

 

[dilloduck]

except for dead people and newborns.

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Oil Of Olay has keep mine down to half that.

this dependence on fossil fuels is destroying the planet.

you should be using solar of olay, fascist.

pfffft--I thought everyone knew that the sun will make your skin as tough and wrinkly as an ostrichs'.
I'm having to chase of the women with a baseball bat.

 

[oreo]

It's all Obama's fault that we are getting old!

Ha.Ha.--This one not only put another wrinkle in my brow--but has given me ulcers too.

Remember the 450 BILLION Ominus bill that was loaded with over 8000 "earmarks?" Our new President signed off on this one--one week after he signed off on the 787 BILLION dollar so-called economic stimulus bill that really wasn't an economic stimulus. One week prior he stated this is the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression--but didn't even BLINK when it came to spending more of OUR money.

 

[Valerie]

except for dead people and newborns.

discuss

Link?

google *old fart*

Geez, del...You didn't have to resort to name calling!

 

[xotoxi]

American Personal Age UP 9 months since January!
except for dead people and newborns.

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Not so fast, dom del-o-wheeze!

I'm exactly the same age since I drank from the fountain of youth that is in my backyard.

Granted, the fountain tasted a little like septic tank overflow...I've been exuding youthful exuberance recently.

 

[del]

Oil Of Olay has keep mine down to half that.

this dependence on fossil fuels is destroying the planet.

you should be using solar of olay, fascist.

pfffft--I thought everyone knew that the sun will make your skin as tough and wrinkly as an ostrichs'.
I'm having to chase of the women with a baseball bat.

since they're bringing uzis, how's that working out for you?

 

[dilloduck]

this dependence on fossil fuels is destroying the planet.

you should be using solar of olay, fascist.

pfffft--I thought everyone knew that the sun will make your skin as tough and wrinkly as an ostrichs'.
I'm having to chase of the women with a baseball bat.

since they're bringing uzis, how's that working out for you?

Jewish women are hot ( until they get over 25 or so )

 

[Dr.House]

except for dead people and newborns.

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I'm definitely feeling it, too...

 

[Valerie]

I'm having to chase off the women with a baseball bat.

I heard that wasn't a baseball bat you were wielding!

 

[Ame®icano]

Poeple decided to live longer to prove that statistics are wrong.

 

[goldcatt]

It's all Obama's fault that we are getting old!

No, no, no. It's all Bush's fault. There hasn't been enough time for Obama's anti-aging plan to work.

 

[dilloduck]

I'm having to chase off the women with a baseball bat.

I heard that wasn't a baseball bat you were wielding!

Damn Jewish women--such gossipers.

 

[Liability]

My knees are aging twice as fast as the rest of me. So, since President Obama is making Americans older, and my knees are now older than dirt, I blame the President for my pain.

Impeach!

But make it fast. Please.

 

[toomuchtime_]

except for dead people and newborns.

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Yet some people still claim the stimulus bill didn't work.