Am I a terrible white wannabe if I grow a mullet?

[Mortimer]

Rock/Country music + mullet = white Wannabe?

If you tell me I am and it is not ok, I will shave my head and go as gang banger.

 

[whitehall]

When we are at a time in history where we are dealing with people who call themselves fluid gender and hairy men in dresses and getting kicked out of school for not using correct pronouns and grooming kindergartners for a gay lifestyle, the issue of mullets hardly seems relevant.