Alcohol free Vodka ?

[Polishprince]

What's the difference between this product and distilled water? Is this really worth $50 / liter?

Amazon product ASIN B086WQKLKB

 

[MarathonMike]

Never heard of it. Is it any good?

 

[BULLDOG]

If it's alcohol free, it's not vodka.

 

[Polishprince]

If it's alcohol free, it's not vodka.

I can certainly agree with that. But the modern pussified generation is against alcohol and smoking. They prefer alcohol free "spirits" and vaping, No wonder why they are changing genders and getting vasectomies.

 

[fncceo]

Alcohol-free Vodka is like kissing your sister.

 

[BULLDOG]

I can certainly agree with that. But the modern pussified generation is against alcohol and smoking. They prefer alcohol free "spirits" and vaping, No wonder why they are changing genders and getting vasectomies.

Woah there buddy. you might be going off the deep end a little bit. I'm damn near proud enough of my vasectomy to do it again if it would give the same sense of responsibility as it did the first time. Smoking gave me COPD, and I don't care what gender anybody is. I still make better rum than you can get in most liquor stores, though.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Having a non-alcoholic alcohol, is like having sugar free, vegan cheesecake.

NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!

 

[Borillar]

What would be the point?

 

[Concerned American]

What's the difference between this product and distilled water? Is this really worth $50 / liter?

Amazon product ASIN B086WQKLKB

Why would anyone want to drink it?

 

[Polishprince]

Why would anyone want to drink it?

If someone is thirsty and they don't want to get drunk?

 

[Concerned American]

If someone is thirsty and they don't want to get drunk?

Water?

 

[ozro]

Too many and you might get an alcohol-free DUI.
I imagine that's next.

 

[Concerned American]

Too many and you might get an alcohol-free DUI.
I imagine that's next.

That could be a lucrative law suit.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Well one thing is for sure - it is not Vodka. Obviously.
According to their website - it is essentially water with citric acid, lactic acid and "artificial flavors and natural flavors" - whatever that is.

So essentially it is colored water, with acids added for flavor and "burn".

$50....

 

[Zebra]

Is there also alcohol-free Whisky?

 

[Polishprince]

Is there also alcohol-free Whisky?

Absolutely. alcohol free gin, tequila and beer as well.

 

[Cellblock2429]

What's the difference between this product and distilled water? Is this really worth $50 / liter?

Amazon product ASIN B086WQKLKB

/----/ What's the point? When drug dealers start selling non-opioid baking soda for people to sniff for $50 a vile, then I'll consider non-alcohol vodka.

 

[Polishprince]

/----/ What's the point? When drug dealers start selling non-opioid baking soda for people to sniff for $50 a vile, then I'll consider non-alcohol vodka.

Actually, a lot of drug dealers on the streets do exactly that. And the placebo effect has a lot of those customers coming back for more.

 

[Polishprince]

/----/ What's the point? When drug dealers start selling non-opioid baking soda for people to sniff for $50 a vile, then I'll consider non-alcohol vodka.

A lot of people think that there is a point. Within seconds of responding to this post this morning, I got dozens of advertising posts on FB touting one line after another of non-alcoholic hooch that people are selling.

The most famous brand of non-alcoholic alcohol is Welch's Grape Juice- invented as a non-alcoholic wine by a NJ dentist. Dr. Welch was a committed temperance advocate back in the day.