A promising looking forum

[Lucy Hamilton]

Welcome!

That's excellent Marion



All we need now is for Mr. Hoss to post that....thing....

Hossfly

 

[Marion Morrison]

Welcome!

That's excellent Marion



All we need now is for Mr. Hoss to post that....thing....

Hossfly

Oy!! The thing! Bring on the thing, Hossfly!

 

[Pogo]

Welcome!

Two samples of the kind of posts you'll get to read around here, OP.

Welcome in. Bring many hip boots, a truncheon, and several species of small furry animals.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

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I liked it the first time, coyote...

you didn't have to run the dupilcate

It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it

"It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it "

Um....No Comment

 

[Hossfly]

Welcome!

Two samples of the kind of posts you'll get to read around here, OP.

Welcome in. Bring many hip boots, a truncheon, and several species of small furry animals.

Pogo - His alter ego

​

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

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I liked it the first time, coyote...

you didn't have to run the dupilcate

It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it

"It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it "

Um....No Comment

Where does the line start?

 

[Auld Phart]

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I liked it the first time, coyote...

you didn't have to run the dupilcate

It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it

"It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it "

Um....No Comment

Where does the line start?

already started

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

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I liked it the first time, coyote...

you didn't have to run the dupilcate

It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it

"It was four years ago...so I had to fluff it "

Um....No Comment

Where does the line start?

Um....weeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll....No Comment

 

[Gracie]

That thing is just so gross!

 

[Marion Morrison]

odanny Well, you've seen "The thing" so you're good to go! Get in there and start participating!

If you plan on starting threads, please read this:

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Most likely you'll gravitate towards Politics and current events, so here:

Rules for Politics: A Reminder


Have fun!

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

That thing is just so gross!

You'll get used to it

 

[Moonglow]

Donde es banos? Hola..

 

[frigidweirdo]

Well, you can see what I look like in real life, that is me last year out boating at Lake Shelbyville. I'm a progressive who lives in corn and bean country, surrounded by conservatives and Republicans and I have to say it sucks. However I do my best to only speak politics either online or with a small circle of like minded people. My future goal is to get out of the midwest in 5 more years, when I'll be done with my present job. In the meantime, I must suffer fools gladly.

So far I like the look of this forum, I like a nice mixture of progressive and conservative, and this one seems to have that. Think I'll stick around a while.

It also has a great ignore button for the droves of insulters and those just looking for entertainment out of bullying or being stupid.

 

[flacaltenn]

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Your comment obviously darling was sooooooooooo spectacular that it needed to be posted twice

I deleted the dupe For some reason some stuff gets posted twice

Put down the cheetos. It a known cause of duplicate posting.. And WHICH tube do you blow into? I never get that right during the training drills. End up blowing the whistle a lot...

 

[flacaltenn]

Well, you can see what I look like in real life, that is me last year out boating at Lake Shelbyville. I'm a progressive who lives in corn and bean country, surrounded by conservatives and Republicans and I have to say it sucks. However I do my best to only speak politics either online or with a small circle of like minded people. My future goal is to get out of the midwest in 5 more years, when I'll be done with my present job. In the meantime, I must suffer fools gladly.

So far I like the look of this forum, I like a nice mixture of progressive and conservative, and this one seems to have that. Think I'll stick around a while.

Well we don't have a corn or bean forum. So you're safe. And we're not as formal as those Mid West types, so try it out. Who knows -- maybe you'll decide to just live here like some members do..

 

[Auld Phart]

Well, you can see what I look like in real life, that is me last year out boating at Lake Shelbyville. I'm a progressive who lives in corn and bean country, surrounded by conservatives and Republicans and I have to say it sucks. However I do my best to only speak politics either online or with a small circle of like minded people. My future goal is to get out of the midwest in 5 more years, when I'll be done with my present job. In the meantime, I must suffer fools gladly.

So far I like the look of this forum, I like a nice mixture of progressive and conservative, and this one seems to have that. Think I'll stick around a while.

Well we don't have a corn or bean forum. So you're safe. And we're not as formal as those Mid West types, so try it out. Who knows -- maybe you'll decide to just live here like some members do..

Well we don't have a corn or bean forum.

Not so sure about that,

Seen a lot of corn posted, and some of the posters are, as my dear old granny would say, full of beans.

 

[odanny]

Thanks for all your replies people. Good stuff. Don't worry about my sensibilities, they are not delicate, I'm quite battle scarred from years of warnings and sometimes suspensions (on conservative forums by conservative mods) and I'm not offended by anything. You are free to fire at will. I'm impressed by cutting wit and satire, and insults should at least be rooted in reality, which is always a challenge for conservatives.

I promise to play nice, for now.

 

[skye]

you a progressive?

anyway welcome

 

[Auld Phart]

Thanks for all your replies people. Good stuff. Don't worry about my sensibilities, they are not delicate, I'm quite battle scarred from years of warnings and sometimes suspensions (on conservative forums by conservative mods) and I'm not offended by anything. You are free to fire at will. I'm impressed by cutting wit and satire, and insults should at least be rooted in reality, which is always a challenge for conservatives.

I promise to play nice, for now.

You are free to fire at will.

Ok, just WHY am I the target?

 

[Hossfly]

Thanks for all your replies people. Good stuff. Don't worry about my sensibilities, they are not delicate, I'm quite battle scarred from years of warnings and sometimes suspensions (on conservative forums by conservative mods) and I'm not offended by anything. You are free to fire at will. I'm impressed by cutting wit and satire, and insults should at least be rooted in reality, which is always a challenge for conservatives.

I promise to play nice, for now.