A little Texas humor

[Sunni Man]

cowboy witt......

 

[Rambunctious]

Three lies Cowboys tell...
I won this here belt buckle...
This here is my ranch...
and I was just helping the goat over the fence...

 

[BULLDOG]

I was never allowed to watch, but I remember hearing my uncle behind the barn training a mule.

Giddyup ----- woah ------- backup -------woah ---- giddyup ---- woah ----backup

 

[Confederate Soldier]

I was never allowed to watch, but I remember hearing my uncle behind the barn training a mule.

Giddyup ----- woah ------- backup -------woah ---- giddyup ---- woah ----backup

Sounds like your uncle had a massive......... appreciation for animals.