A good use for the UN

[Merlin1047]

And exactly what, you ask, could possibly be a "good use" for the UN?
Why it's something to make fun of - what else?

http://www.brassknuckles.net/
Proposed Slogans For The U.N. -- Satire By Frank J.
* If a corrupt, bloated bureaucracy can't solve it, then it's best left festering.

* Genocidal dictators, beware our harshly worded letters.

* Having discussed at length almost every major crisis in the past 60 years.

* If our baby-blue helmets don't scream seriousness, then our non-binding resolutions do.

* Chosen by 4 out of 5 oppressed peoples for peacekeeping over Sprite in a blind taste test.

* Try our world famous cheesy fries.

* Defeating evil... as long as the cowardly French and the evil Chinese Commies don't use their veto power.

* Pointless squabbling brought to an art form.

* Check with our job opportunities center for great benefits and embezzlement opportunities.

* If troubles abound, we'll be nearby doing nothing.

* You can't spell "unethical" without U.N.

* Honest; those people were raped before we got here.

* If you don't like us, our 156-4 vote says it’s the fault of Israel.

* Ignoring the irony of cronies of pissant dictatorships voting in a democratic fashion for 60 years.

* If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.

This satire was used with the permission of Frank J. from IMAO.

 

[musicman]

Outstanding, Merlin! So funny because it's so true.

 

[Merlin1047]

Outstanding, Merlin! So funny because it's so true.

Unfortunately. An example of how ideals are trumped by petty jealousies and corruption.

 

[no1tovote4]

The U.N. is the world's largest and only occupied paper weight.

 

[dilloduck]

Light that sucker up and let firemen have some practice !