Have I gone Viking, you mean? Nah, never. Unlike you, I live in the real world. But do tell. Give us more of that epic Viking shit you did.
I traveled all over the country before I was 21 and then I joined the military and traveled all over the world. I was 15 years old the first time some people tried to kill me, and that sure as hell wasn't the last time.
I jumped out of planes, I traveled to and lived in other countries (invaded a couple of them first), met people from all over, earned jump wings from Honduras, Guatemala, Great Britain, and El Salvador, got drunk with a Kaibile death squad, fought in 2 wars, and killed more people than you have probably ever had sex with..... in your entire life.
I have climbed mountain ranges in Alaska and humped a rucksack under fire in the Hindu Kush chasing the Taliban down.
I fought professionally as a boxer, kickboxer, and in early MMA tournaments before I got too old for it.
I have survived car wrecks, motorcycle crashes, a shit-ton of firefights and ambushes, and a parachute collapsed on me once.
I have broken both arms, both legs, 2 knuckles, 3 toes and my neck. I have pins, screws and plates in all four of my extremities, and 6 bullet fragments still in my foot. I have fused vertebrae in my neck. I've been shot once and knifed twice.
The VA rated me as 90% disabled and I can still whip your ass without breaking a sweat and **** your wife better than you ever have, or ever will.
So tell me........ what have
you ever done?
