9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins

[Votto]

9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins
SPONSORED·Jan 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

With the Iowa Republican Caucus in full swing, it's time for us to confront our deepest, darkest fear: Donald Trump may actually get re-elected in November. As painful as it may be to face that fact, this reality means there are things liberals may need to think about buying up and hoarding.
The Babylon Bee is here to help with the following helpful list of things you should stockpile in case Trump takes the White House and kills democracy AGAIN:

1. "Gun-Free Zone" signs: To scare off the roving gangs of MAGA voters.
2. Bricks: For throwing through the windows of a local small business. For democracy.
3. Books that say "gay": You need to build up a stash before Trump burns them all.
4. Freeze-dried mail-in ballots: You'll need them to take back our democracy in 2028.
5. Every episode of Brian Stelter's Reliable Sources on DVD: There's no way those will be available for purchase in Trump's fascist America.
6. Masks & COVID tests: To provide you with peace of mind while in your bunker.
7. Emergency puberty blockers: In case you or a loved one ever need to trans a kid.
8. Kleenex: To use as you mourn the loss of our precious democracy. And while watching your Brian Stelter DVDs.
9. Pictures of Trump: To stare at hatefully every day.

Go! Get out there, hit every store you can find, and get all of this stuff while you still can!

 

[Votto]

I have to say, I like the new look, but using the German accent at his last rally was a little over the top for me.

 

[Foolardi]

9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins
SPONSORED·Jan 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

With the Iowa Republican Caucus in full swing, it's time for us to confront our deepest, darkest fear: Donald Trump may actually get re-elected in November. As painful as it may be to face that fact, this reality means there are things liberals may need to think about buying up and hoarding.
The Babylon Bee is here to help with the following helpful list of things you should stockpile in case Trump takes the White House and kills democracy AGAIN:

1. "Gun-Free Zone" signs: To scare off the roving gangs of MAGA voters.
2. Bricks: For throwing through the windows of a local small business. For democracy.
3. Books that say "gay": You need to build up a stash before Trump burns them all.
4. Freeze-dried mail-in ballots: You'll need them to take back our democracy in 2028.
5. Every episode of Brian Stelter's Reliable Sources on DVD: There's no way those will be available for purchase in Trump's fascist America.
6. Masks & COVID tests: To provide you with peace of mind while in your bunker.
7. Emergency puberty blockers: In case you or a loved one ever need to trans a kid.
8. Kleenex: To use as you mourn the loss of our precious democracy. And while watching your Brian Stelter DVDs.
9. Pictures of Trump: To stare at hatefully every day.

Go! Get out there, hit every store you can find, and get all of this stuff while you still can!

Imagine If one can stomach such a drat thought ... Our Founders
watching from their perch in Heaven,this demonic unreal { mores like
surreal } constant Lies and harping about Trump and his America.
We've been thru Trump's America.I just heard a pathetic
excuse from a possible member of the human race.
It's Biden's Campaign flak { Mitch Landrieu } defending to the
hilt Biden talking pts.Ridiculous.Pure nonsense.And that is what
drat Democrats have to look forward to.A constant stream of
gut-wrenching Lies and Illusions.Yes,this Bald-headed puffy -faced
Dem Prick { Landrieu } managed to drum-up use of the word
" Vermin " by Trump to highlight his insidious claims about how
American Joe is and how good things were thus far under his
Boy { Old fart } Joe.

 

[JGalt]

9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins
SPONSORED·Jan 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

With the Iowa Republican Caucus in full swing, it's time for us to confront our deepest, darkest fear: Donald Trump may actually get re-elected in November. As painful as it may be to face that fact, this reality means there are things liberals may need to think about buying up and hoarding.
The Babylon Bee is here to help with the following helpful list of things you should stockpile in case Trump takes the White House and kills democracy AGAIN:

1. "Gun-Free Zone" signs: To scare off the roving gangs of MAGA voters.
2. Bricks: For throwing through the windows of a local small business. For democracy.
3. Books that say "gay": You need to build up a stash before Trump burns them all.
4. Freeze-dried mail-in ballots: You'll need them to take back our democracy in 2028.
5. Every episode of Brian Stelter's Reliable Sources on DVD: There's no way those will be available for purchase in Trump's fascist America.
6. Masks & COVID tests: To provide you with peace of mind while in your bunker.
7. Emergency puberty blockers: In case you or a loved one ever need to trans a kid.
8. Kleenex: To use as you mourn the loss of our precious democracy. And while watching your Brian Stelter DVDs.
9. Pictures of Trump: To stare at hatefully every day.

Go! Get out there, hit every store you can find, and get all of this stuff while you still can!

The MAGA is strong in this thread.

 

[Foolardi]

The MAGA is strong in this thread.

Whereby Democrats to a person are strong only in Defiance
of Americana. Hardly real people with real needs,aspirations and
a life.Not some Groupie Obama pack of cell-phone addicted
knuckleheaded { mostly unemployed } College spoiled brats.
Those grown-up who do watch CNN and MSNBC are like
Fisherman who go out a few times a year Fishing
With the newest and latest Fishing apparel.Reminds one of
the hilarious 60's Comedy - Man's Favorite Sport? - { 1964 }
Where everything is squeaky clean and new.And Rock Hudson
as Roger Willoughby is a popular leading authority on Fishing.
Writing a best seller on the subject while managing to inspire
those who shop at Abercrombie & Fitch,where he's employed.
He gets a chance to actually test out fishing gear at a swank
yet woodsy Lodge where a fishing tournament is about to take place.
So Roger has to get his act together { he's NO Fisherman } and
relies on his new Guide for Fishing hanbook,he's written.
Real Neat movie and locale and the chicks are groovy as well.
Not so With Democrats.Except the part about getting their
act together.It's ALL FALLING DOWN.
As expected.Like the sun setting in the West.

 

[eagle1462010]

Binkys

 

[Pete7469]

Plastic bed sheets and diapers.

 

[rampart]

9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins
SPONSORED·Jan 15, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

With the Iowa Republican Caucus in full swing, it's time for us to confront our deepest, darkest fear: Donald Trump may actually get re-elected in November. As painful as it may be to face that fact, this reality means there are things liberals may need to think about buying up and hoarding.
The Babylon Bee is here to help with the following helpful list of things you should stockpile in case Trump takes the White House and kills democracy AGAIN:

1. "Gun-Free Zone" signs: To scare off the roving gangs of MAGA voters.
2. Bricks: For throwing through the windows of a local small business. For democracy.
3. Books that say "gay": You need to build up a stash before Trump burns them all.
4. Freeze-dried mail-in ballots: You'll need them to take back our democracy in 2028.
5. Every episode of Brian Stelter's Reliable Sources on DVD: There's no way those will be available for purchase in Trump's fascist America.
6. Masks & COVID tests: To provide you with peace of mind while in your bunker.
7. Emergency puberty blockers: In case you or a loved one ever need to trans a kid.
8. Kleenex: To use as you mourn the loss of our precious democracy. And while watching your Brian Stelter DVDs.
9. Pictures of Trump: To stare at hatefully every day.

Go! Get out there, hit every store you can find, and get all of this stuff while you still can!

1. ear plugs.

 

[JGalt]

1. ear plugs.