So that's what you think it takes to be a Manly Man?
A good wife first. If you don't have one of those, then you're a ******. Then a good dog, a house on at least 50 acres, a good truck and a decent car, no less than ten guns, a decent guitar (not one of those cheap-ass Chinese-made knock-offs), a good knife, a decent high-output LED flashlight with at least 300 lumens, a concealed-carry permit, at least four years of military experience, a college degree, and at least three consecutive careers.
A million dollars would help, but I gave up on my first million and am working on my second.