4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings

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4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings
U.S.·Apr 1, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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PALM BEACH, FL — Mar-a-Lago is now worth upwards of $500 million after former President Donald Trump announced he had hung up three paintings by renowned artist Hunter Biden.
Trump held a special unveiling party for supporters at Mar-a-Lago's Donald J. Trump Grand Ballroom. The three paintings shown were "Some Colors," "Paint On Canvas," and "Look, A Bird."
"They tell me I overvalued this place but, if anything, I undervalued it," Trump told supporters. "But now they can't argue with me because I've got Hunter here. Everyone says 'Where's Hunter? Where is he?' Well, he's here, folks. We've got Hunter Biden here at Mar-a-Lago and it's a beautiful thing."

"They're absolutely fantastic paintings, let me tell you. Definitely not a bunch of random colors thrown on a canvas to launder money."
After the unveiling, the former president toured the property with a real estate appraiser. Sources confirm the tour was cut short when he became entranced by one of the Hunter Biden paintings.
"Beautiful," Trump reportedly whispered. "So majestic."
At publishing time, Donald Trump had been sued for undervaluing the Mar-a-Lago estate.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Watch some idiot Leftist fact check this.

Politifact actually went after the Bee the other day regarding a Butt Edge Edge related issue.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Oops, they forgot one simple principle:

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Oops, they forgot one simple principle:

Everything Trump touches turns to shit.

Yeah, clearly he's losing with that multi-billion dollar pay out last week, and on the verge of the biggest presidential political comeback in history.

Have fun talkin' to yourself, dipshit.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Yeah, clearly he's losing with that multi-billion dollar pay out last week,

Watch the stock, now that his name is attached to it. It is turning and will turn to shit.

That's what he does. Certainly your dumb ass doesn't think he create that wealth with a piece of shit message board that lost $40 million last year?

Then again, trumpers can be pretty stupid and gullible.