2011 obummer

[gautama]

If I asked you out on a date, would you respond favorably? And the more important question, when I open the passenger side door for you, will you reach over and unlock the drivers door for me while I walk around? That is the real test. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I think I'm feeling a real spark here between us...

Probably

gaytrauma is repressing.

Mexican Toroshit, It's obvious that as a Mexican queer 1) your English is so weak that you didn't understand the emphatic NO that obviated any hint of my inclination to associate myself with the Real Dumb Democrat, i.e., the brain damaged gay freako. And, 2) your avid interest in this matter suggests that you just can't wait to get in touch with someone on your mental level and the same sexual and political persuasion.

G'luck to you two brain damaged Obamarrhoidal and Liberrhoid perverts.

 

[Toro]

If I asked you out on a date, would you respond favorably? And the more important question, when I open the passenger side door for you, will you reach over and unlock the drivers door for me while I walk around? That is the real test. I don't want to get my hopes up, but I think I'm feeling a real spark here between us...

Probably

gaytrauma is repressing.

Mexican Toroshit, It's obvious that as a Mexican queer 1) your English is so weak that you didn't understand the emphatic NO that obviated any hint of my inclination to associate myself with the Real Dumb Democrat, i.e., the brain damaged gay freako. And, 2) your avid interest in this matter suggests that you just can't wait to get in touch with someone on your mental level and the same sexual and political persuasion.

G'luck to you two brain damaged Obamarrhoidal and Liberrhoid perverts.

gaytrauma

I think its wonderful that the libraries allow homeless people such as yourself access to the Internet.

 

[RDD_1210]

Real Dumb Democrat,

This hypothetical scenario that you concocted must be the result of the terminal stage of a syphilitic mental or AIDS breakdown of a below average 1/2-arsed High School dropcase.

Even if you were a beautiful woman, you are obviously brain damaged beyond help and there is absolutely no HOPE I would allow you to go on a date with me.

So, ask the attendant in the Looney Bin that you're staying in.....to let the next patient use the computer.... while you are escorted, in a strait jacket, to your rubber room.

I'll take that as a yes, What time should I pick you up?

I made my position clear with a non-equivocal NO. Even a lobotomized retarded paramecium with a nanogram of the knowledge of the English language would understand my rejection of that bizarre invitation.

I can tell when someone is just playing hard to get. That's ok, I like a challenge.

Let me help you visualize what an amazing night we will have together.

I will pull up to your trailer at 7pm sharp. I will be looking dashing in my new jean jacket. I will honk my horn twice and you will come prancing out eagerly. You will have a single rose in your hair so that I can identify that it's you. I will greet you with a smile and a warm hug. I will then open the passenger door of my car for you where I will see if you pass the test I previously mentioned in an earlier post. At this point I will pay you a compliment, since it's the gentleman thing to do. I will either say "my your legs are smooth and buttery looking" or "your smile shines brighter then a thousand suns". I will let fate decide which one I choose.

We will drive to our dinner destination. On the way over, I will play my "getting in the mood" mix tape for you. It contains a variety from Michael Bolton to Ace of Base. All are sure to whisk you away to a place without inhibitions.

Once we arrive at the restaurant, I will let you choose any 3 items you desire off of the Dollar menu. I will pay in all cash to try and impress you with my money. Although I know by now you are not materialistic my tactics will work as I will see that a sense of amazement has come over your face. During dinner we will sit on the same side of the table and share a soda. I prefer mountain dew with very little ice.

After dinner we will head back to my car where we listen to side B of my mix tape. Side B contains tracks from artists such as Bananarama and Bette Midler. After hearing side B of my tape, you will realize that there is a burning desire that you must quench as soon as possible which is when you ask me to take you home and make passionate love to you. I tell you that while I am flattered and would love to be the wind beneath your wings that I feel we must wait so that our love can blossom naturally. You agree and thank for me the amazing evening. You write about it in your journal that night while painting your toe nails and thinking about your next date with me.

Sooooo, what do you say now? See ya at 7?

 

[gautama]

Probably

gaytrauma is repressing.

Mexican Toroshit, It's obvious that as a Mexican queer 1) your English is so weak that you didn't understand the emphatic NO that obviated any hint of my inclination to associate myself with the Real Dumb Democrat, i.e., the brain damaged gay freako. And, 2) your avid interest in this matter suggests that you just can't wait to get in touch with someone on your mental level and the same sexual and political persuasion.

G'luck to you two brain damaged Obamarrhoidal and Liberrhoid perverts.

gaytrauma

I think its wonderful that the libraries allow homeless people such as yourself access to the Internet.

Queer Mexican Toroshit, You can fantasize all you want. But just because you are a fool that has bizarre thoughts it doesn't make'em true.

G'luck, you Obamarrhoidal queer Mexican Toroshit.

 

[gautama]

I'll take that as a yes, What time should I pick you up?

I made my position clear with a non-equivocal NO. Even a lobotomized retarded paramecium with a nanogram of the knowledge of the English language would understand my rejection of that bizarre invitation.

I can tell when someone is just playing hard to get. That's ok, I like a challenge.

Let me help you visualize what an amazing night we will have together.

I will pull up to your trailer at 7pm sharp. I will be looking dashing in my new jean jacket. I will honk my horn twice and you will come prancing out eagerly. You will have a single rose in your hair so that I can identify that it's you. I will greet you with a smile and a warm hug. I will then open the passenger door of my car for you where I will see if you pass the test I previously mentioned in an earlier post. At this point I will pay you a compliment, since it's the gentleman thing to do. I will either say "my your legs are smooth and buttery looking" or "your smile shines brighter then a thousand suns". I will let fate decide which one I choose.

We will drive to our dinner destination. On the way over, I will play my "getting in the mood" mix tape for you. It contains a variety from Michael Bolton to Ace of Base. All are sure to whisk you away to a place without inhibitions.

Once we arrive at the restaurant, I will let you choose any 3 items you desire off of the Dollar menu. I will pay in all cash to try and impress you with my money. Although I know by now you are not materialistic my tactics will work as I will see that a sense of amazement has come over your face. During dinner we will sit on the same side of the table and share a soda. I prefer mountain dew with very little ice.

After dinner we will head back to my car where we listen to side B of my mix tape. Side B contains tracks from artists such as Bananarama and Bette Midler. After hearing side B of my tape, you will realize that there is a burning desire that you must quench as soon as possible which is when you ask me to take you home and make passionate love to you. I tell you that while I am flattered and would love to be the wind beneath your wings that I feel we must wait so that our love can blossom naturally. You agree and thank for me the amazing evening. You write about it in your journal that night while painting your toe nails and thinking about your next date with me.

Sooooo, what do you say now? See ya at 7?

Real Dumb Democrat Queer Whackjob,

Guess what ?

Your bizarre lengthy post full of absolute drivel is not going to waste.

Even though I am repeating that you are an absolute idiot to fantasize any relationship with me, you demented Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid POS, your idiotic crappola is gobbled up by a fellow queer Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid, the Mexican blob of protoplasm called The ******* Toroshit. He will meet you in his trailer park On West San Houston Rd in Dallas Texas somewhere close to the only Public Pissoir in that area.....but not at 7PM.
T'will have to be at 7:17 AM or PM sharp. He wants you to bring your own condoms. He/she/it stated to me that you should bring pink & purple striped ones....that's his/her/its preference. G'luck.

 

[Cuyo]

Real Dumb Democrat,

This hypothetical scenario that you concocted must be the result of the terminal stage of a syphilitic mental or AIDS breakdown of a below average 1/2-arsed High School dropcase.

Even if you were a beautiful woman, you are obviously brain damaged beyond help and there is absolutely no HOPE I would allow you to go on a date with me.

So, ask the attendant in the Looney Bin that you're staying in.....to let the next patient use the computer.... while you are escorted, in a strait jacket, to your rubber room.

I'll take that as a yes, What time should I pick you up?

I made my position clear with a non-equivocal NO. Even a lobotomized retarded paramecium with a nanogram of the knowledge of the English language would understand my rejection of that bizarre invitation.

However, that Queer Mexican Toroshit Artiste apparently is eager to go out with a brain damaged fellow Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid. I am sure you two will have a lot to share while you're banging each other.

aww c'mon guytaster, don't let your self-hatred and shame keep you from pursuing happiness in the deep, erotic, homosexual relationship that you secretly crave.

You think you're fooling everyone with your over the top homophobia, but it's really obvious that you long for a gay relationship with another man. Here RDD is trying to be a gentleman and you're "blowing him off," whereas if you played your cards right you could be blowing him off and you'd both be happy!

 

[gautama]

I'll take that as a yes, What time should I pick you up?

I made my position clear with a non-equivocal NO. Even a lobotomized retarded paramecium with a nanogram of the knowledge of the English language would understand my rejection of that bizarre invitation.

However, that Queer Mexican Toroshit Artiste apparently is eager to go out with a brain damaged fellow Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid. I am sure you two will have a lot to share while you're banging each other.

aww c'mon guytaster, don't let your self-hatred and shame keep you from pursuing happiness in the deep, erotic, homosexual relationship that you secretly crave.

You think you're fooling everyone with your over the top homophobia, but it's really obvious that you long for a gay relationship with another man. Here RDD is trying to be a gentleman and you're "blowing him off," whereas if you played your cards right you could be blowing him off and you'd both be happy!

Cujo, you are projecting your own ABNORMAL predilections on a NORMAL person. What a queer pervert like you simply can't fathom is that the reason you are a PERVERT and I am NOT a pervert is that your PERVERSIONS are totally foreign to me.

And, not only are your filthy sexual practices foreign to me...they are REPUGNANT to me.

But, that is something that a Queer Pervert like you is not even expected to understand.

But what makes you not worthy of even existing is that in addition to being a QUEER PERVERT......YOU ARE A QUEER OBAMARRHOIDAL LIBERRHOID PERVERT. Not unlike your compadres: The queer Real Dumb Democrat. And, the equally disgusting queer Mexican TOROSHIT.

 

[Cuyo]

I made my position clear with a non-equivocal NO. Even a lobotomized retarded paramecium with a nanogram of the knowledge of the English language would understand my rejection of that bizarre invitation.

However, that Queer Mexican Toroshit Artiste apparently is eager to go out with a brain damaged fellow Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid. I am sure you two will have a lot to share while you're banging each other.

aww c'mon guytaster, don't let your self-hatred and shame keep you from pursuing happiness in the deep, erotic, homosexual relationship that you secretly crave.

You think you're fooling everyone with your over the top homophobia, but it's really obvious that you long for a gay relationship with another man. Here RDD is trying to be a gentleman and you're "blowing him off," whereas if you played your cards right you could be blowing him off and you'd both be happy!

Cujo, you are projecting your own ABNORMAL predilections on a NORMAL person. What a queer pervert like you simply can't fathom is that the reason you are a PERVERT and I am NOT a pervert is that your PERVERSIONS are totally foreign to me.

And, not only are your filthy sexual practices foreign to me...they are REPUGNANT to me.

But, that is something that a Queer Pervert like you is not even expected to understand.

But what makes you not worthy of even existing is that in addition to being a QUEER PERVERT......YOU ARE A QUEER OBAMARRHOIDAL LIBERRHOID PERVERT. Not unlike your compadres: The queer Real Dumb Democrat. And, the equally disgusting queer Mexican TOROSHIT.

Repugnant, re-shmug-nant. If Toro, RDD or I wanted you, we would have you!

 

[Toro]

Mexican Toroshit, It's obvious that as a Mexican queer 1) your English is so weak that you didn't understand the emphatic NO that obviated any hint of my inclination to associate myself with the Real Dumb Democrat, i.e., the brain damaged gay freako. And, 2) your avid interest in this matter suggests that you just can't wait to get in touch with someone on your mental level and the same sexual and political persuasion.

G'luck to you two brain damaged Obamarrhoidal and Liberrhoid perverts.

gaytrauma

I think its wonderful that the libraries allow homeless people such as yourself access to the Internet.

Queer Mexican Toroshit, You can fantasize all you want. But just because you are a fool that has bizarre thoughts it doesn't make'em true.

G'luck, you Obamarrhoidal queer Mexican Toroshit.

gaytrauma's Friday night out!

 

[gautama]

aww c'mon guytaster, don't let your self-hatred and shame keep you from pursuing happiness in the deep, erotic, homosexual relationship that you secretly crave.

You think you're fooling everyone with your over the top homophobia, but it's really obvious that you long for a gay relationship with another man. Here RDD is trying to be a gentleman and you're "blowing him off," whereas if you played your cards right you could be blowing him off and you'd both be happy!

Cujo, you are projecting your own ABNORMAL predilections on a NORMAL person. What a queer pervert like you simply can't fathom is that the reason you are a PERVERT and I am NOT a pervert is that your PERVERSIONS are totally foreign to me.

And, not only are your filthy sexual practices foreign to me...they are REPUGNANT to me.

But, that is something that a Queer Pervert like you is not even expected to understand.

But what makes you not worthy of even existing is that in addition to being a QUEER PERVERT......YOU ARE A QUEER OBAMARRHOIDAL LIBERRHOID PERVERT. Not unlike your compadres: The queer Real Dumb Democrat. And, the equally disgusting queer Mexican TOROSHIT.

Repugnant, re-shmug-nant. If Toro, RDD or I wanted you, we would have you!

Cujo, What puzzles me is that you freely admit that you are a pervert scumbag of the worst variety, i.e. a QUEER Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid.

Why the hell do you want to do that ?

Now you and many other lame brains like Real Dumb Democrat and The Mexican Toroshit and you don't care if you are known to be Liberrhoids.

That is sad.....

One can even understand....although it is revealing that you are a brainless lemming, or douchebag if you are an Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid. In other words a gullible brainless POS that easily gobbles up the shit and vomit that the EXPOSED MONUMENTAL FRAUD, i.e., The Black Racist MARXIST Palestinian Guardian Muslim Pc Protector.....and NOW......SUPPORTER , AIDER & ABETTOR of ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION and MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS' ***** Obami Salaami flings at you......

That is sad AND bad.......

But to admit that in addition to all that ......you admit that you are a filthy QUEER Obamarrhoidal Liberrhoid ?!?!?

THAT YOU MUST EXPLAIN TO ME !!!!!

WHY ?!?!?

Any one of you representatives of unspeakable filth ...... WHY ?????

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EXIST IN THAT STATE ??????

WHY WOULDN'T YOU HAVE SNUFFED YOURSELF OUT BY NOW.......DONCHA KNOW THAT DR KEVORKIAN CAN MAKE IT EASIER FER YA ??????

CHRISSAKES......HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE YA GROUP RATES !!!!!!