138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night December 4th, 2020

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138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night December 4th, 2020



NORTH POLE—Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.

But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.

After sorting kids according to their niceness or naughtiness for hours, Santa had abruptly stopped counting and gone to bed, saying he was tired and taking a break for the night, even though he is magical and does not need to sleep.

A team of unsupervised elves reportedly continued the counting against North Pole guidelines, and around 3 a.m. there was a sudden dump of over 138,000 kids put on the nice list. The software also switched kids over from the naughty to the nice list at random.

Big Tech companies quickly fact-checked the claim, assuring parents and children that the sudden jump of hundreds of thousands of kids added to the nice list is a normal part of kid sorting and that Santa's methods are trustworthy and reliable.

 

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Imagine never needing to sleep. That would be awful.
 

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138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night December 4th, 2020



NORTH POLE—Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.

But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.

After sorting kids according to their niceness or naughtiness for hours, Santa had abruptly stopped counting and gone to bed, saying he was tired and taking a break for the night, even though he is magical and does not need to sleep.

A team of unsupervised elves reportedly continued the counting against North Pole guidelines, and around 3 a.m. there was a sudden dump of over 138,000 kids put on the nice list. The software also switched kids over from the naughty to the nice list at random.

Big Tech companies quickly fact-checked the claim, assuring parents and children that the sudden jump of hundreds of thousands of kids added to the nice list is a normal part of kid sorting and that Santa's methods are trustworthy and reliable.

Well don't tell the Trump supporters. They will start whining, and try to make up stories to try to get all the black and brown kids thrown off the list.
 

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138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night December 4th, 2020



NORTH POLE—Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.

But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.

After sorting kids according to their niceness or naughtiness for hours, Santa had abruptly stopped counting and gone to bed, saying he was tired and taking a break for the night, even though he is magical and does not need to sleep.

A team of unsupervised elves reportedly continued the counting against North Pole guidelines, and around 3 a.m. there was a sudden dump of over 138,000 kids put on the nice list. The software also switched kids over from the naughty to the nice list at random.

Big Tech companies quickly fact-checked the claim, assuring parents and children that the sudden jump of hundreds of thousands of kids added to the nice list is a normal part of kid sorting and that Santa's methods are trustworthy and reliable.

Well don't tell the Trump supporters. They will start whining, and try to make up stories to try to get all the black and brown kids thrown off the list.
"...and then, at 3AM Election Eve, the Vote Fairy dropped millions of Biden votes into key swing States. That's how, with the help of our allies in the CCP, we ended the American Experiment once and for all" -- from Fairy Tales of Progressive Successes
 
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138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night December 4th, 2020



NORTH POLE—Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.

But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.

After sorting kids according to their niceness or naughtiness for hours, Santa had abruptly stopped counting and gone to bed, saying he was tired and taking a break for the night, even though he is magical and does not need to sleep.

A team of unsupervised elves reportedly continued the counting against North Pole guidelines, and around 3 a.m. there was a sudden dump of over 138,000 kids put on the nice list. The software also switched kids over from the naughty to the nice list at random.

Big Tech companies quickly fact-checked the claim, assuring parents and children that the sudden jump of hundreds of thousands of kids added to the nice list is a normal part of kid sorting and that Santa's methods are trustworthy and reliable.

Well don't tell the Trump supporters. They will start whining, and try to make up stories to try to get all the black and brown kids thrown off the list.
Yikes where did that come from ....Fyi They're not your slaves or pawns sugar tits

Although if thats your thing my girfriends parents have a Jamaican house servant She calls the mother mistress lol.....

Yes mistress

In the old school Anglo way .....which is wayciss according to university professors ..

not in the progressive whips and chains sexual way
 

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donny's name is nowhere to be found.
Neither is yours ...slave
lol ... uh -

hillary voters are so over her losing the 4 YEARS ago, & have been for a very long time.

you snowflakes need to get some new material.
Everyday i find more prog slaves who i havent put on ignore yet, this one is now heading for the slave pen with the other prog slaves, who voted for their masters to take their rights away. I dont lower myself to talk with a slave.

Four Years Later, Bitter Hillary Clinton Claims 2016 Election Was 'Stolen' From Her (thefederalist.com)


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donny's name is nowhere to be found.
Neither is yours ...slave
lol ... uh -

hillary voters are so over her losing the 4 YEARS ago, & have been for a very long time.

you snowflakes need to get some new material.
Everyday i find more prog slaves who i havent put on ignore yet, this one is now heading for the slave pen with the other prog slaves, who voted for their masters to take their rights away. I dont lower myself to talk with a slave.

Four Years Later, Bitter Hillary Clinton Claims 2016 Election Was 'Stolen' From Her (thefederalist.com)


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donny's name is nowhere to be found.
Neither is yours ...slave
lol ... uh -

hillary voters are so over her losing the 4 YEARS ago, & have been for a very long time.

you snowflakes need to get some new material.
Or can we just keep building on it
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learn to distinguish between ' meddling ' & actual fraud.

<psssst>

they aren't the same.
 

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138,000 Kids Suddenly Added To Santa's Nice List In Middle Of Night December 4th, 2020



NORTH POLE—Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.

But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.

After sorting kids according to their niceness or naughtiness for hours, Santa had abruptly stopped counting and gone to bed, saying he was tired and taking a break for the night, even though he is magical and does not need to sleep.

A team of unsupervised elves reportedly continued the counting against North Pole guidelines, and around 3 a.m. there was a sudden dump of over 138,000 kids put on the nice list. The software also switched kids over from the naughty to the nice list at random.

Big Tech companies quickly fact-checked the claim, assuring parents and children that the sudden jump of hundreds of thousands of kids added to the nice list is a normal part of kid sorting and that Santa's methods are trustworthy and reliable.

Sadly, Trump's chances of winning are just as imaginary as Santa.
 

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donny's name is nowhere to be found.
Neither is yours ...slave
lol ... uh -

hillary voters are so over her losing the 4 YEARS ago, & have been for a very long time.

you snowflakes need to get some new material.
Everyday i find more prog slaves who i havent put on ignore yet, this one is now heading for the slave pen with the other prog slaves, who voted for their masters to take their rights away. I dont lower myself to talk with a slave.

Four Years Later, Bitter Hillary Clinton Claims 2016 Election Was 'Stolen' From Her (thefederalist.com)


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donny's name is nowhere to be found.
Neither is yours ...slave
lol ... uh -

hillary voters are so over her losing the 4 YEARS ago, & have been for a very long time.

you snowflakes need to get some new material.
Everyday i find more prog slaves who i havent put on ignore yet, this one is now heading for the slave pen with the other prog slaves, who voted for their masters to take their rights away. I dont lower myself to talk with a slave.

Four Years Later, Bitter Hillary Clinton Claims 2016 Election Was 'Stolen' From Her (thefederalist.com)


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oh & one more thing b4 you put me on iggy:

The Federalist


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Big Tech companies quickly fact-checked the claim, assuring parents and children that the sudden jump of hundreds of thousands of kids added to the nice list is a normal part of kid sorting and that Santa's methods are trustworthy and reliable

Roflmao

Its uncanny sometimes

Not really

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God bless you always!!!

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P.S. What I want these days are things that can't be found in a store any way.
 

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donny's name is nowhere to be found.
Neither is yours ...slave
lol ... uh -

hillary voters are so over her losing the 4 YEARS ago, & have been for a very long time.

you snowflakes need to get some new material.
Everyday i find more prog slaves who i havent put on ignore yet, this one is now heading for the slave pen with the other prog slaves, who voted for their masters to take their rights away. I dont lower myself to talk with a slave.

Four Years Later, Bitter Hillary Clinton Claims 2016 Election Was 'Stolen' From Her (thefederalist.com)


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Is "vengeance" a feeling???

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This thread does prove a point, how the Trumpets cry long and hard over the loss of the orange ape in the White House. They will whine and cry until their dying day. How not sad but pathetic beyond the pink pussy hats.
 

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