Your favorite wife/husband?

[Comrade Johnson]

Which one was/is the best? Well, if you've had more than one, of course

 

[deanrd]

I wish I could ask Trump that.

 

[Comrade Johnson]

I wish I could ask Trump that.

I can re-post this question in his twitter

 

[Sunni Man]

I wish I could ask Trump that.

Deanie boy has Trump on his brain 24/7 ..... ...

 

[Comrade Johnson]

Do you have four wives, Sunni?

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Do you have four wives, Sunni?

I have three…

 

[Comrade Johnson]

Do you have four wives, Sunni?

I have three…

Do you have enough mice for three cats?

 

[yiostheoy]

Which one was/is the best? Well, if you've had more than one, of course

I've had about 100 girlfriends.

The best one was Cynthia. But she had an alcoholism problem which got in the way of us tying the knot.

 

[Comrade Johnson]

I've had about 100 girlfriends.

Strictly in line or there were overlaps?

 

[yiostheoy]

I've had about 100 girlfriends.

Strictly in line or there were overlaps?

I heard that Russian women watch their husbands closer than the KGB !!!

 

[Comrade Johnson]

I've had about 100 girlfriends.

Strictly in line or there were overlaps?

I heard that Russian women watch their husbands closer than the KGB !!!

Some do and some don't

 

[yiostheoy]

I have never dated a Russian babe.

Czech yes.

Italian yes.

Jewish yes.

American yes.

Irish yes.

German yes.

Spanish yes.

Mexican yes.

Scottish yes.

The Czech and the Mexican and the Scottish were the best. They came like machine guns.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

I'm having a tough time choosing between wife number 7 and wife number sixteen.

It's sure great to be a Muslim.

 

[Sunni Man]

Do you have four wives, Sunni?

Nope.....only 2 ......

 

[Ridgerunner]

My first wife is my favorite... We separated and divorced and now live together again... Life is strange, but good...

 

[fncceo]

Best husband and wife is ....

And always will be ...

 

[Comrade Johnson]

Do you have four wives, Sunni?

Nope.....only 2 ......

Not bad too, and you have two empty positions for some nice newcomers, if they appear

 

[Comrade Johnson]

I have never dated a Russian babe.

Czech yes.

Italian yes.

Jewish yes.

American yes.

Irish yes.

German yes.

Spanish yes.

Mexican yes.

Scottish yes.

The Czech and the Mexican and the Scottish were the best. They came like machine guns.

A Russian babe is something average between Mexican, Scottish, Jewish and Italian ones.

 

[Sunni Man]

Not bad too, and you have two empty positions for some nice newcomers, if they appear

If I was much younger I'd consider it. Besides, wives are expensive. In Islam you must treat them all equally. Buy one a new coat and a piece of jewelry, you are required to buy them all a new coat and jewelry. ....