...No matter how much liberals idolize him: 1. The North Pole is not a union shop. 2. Santa smokes a pipe. 3. Santa wears fur. 4. Making reindeer fly is animal cruelty. 5. All of the Elves are males; Santa doesnt believe in affirmative action. 6. Santa knows nothing of the Atkins diet. 7. Reindeer do not have emissions control devices.