New virus warning!

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    New Virus Warning

    There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
    hand.

    This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
    receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
    any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
    completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket
    on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote
    known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or
    Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
    repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
    friends, you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your
    life.
     
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