why no Christian shows?

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    If we mix society-chic couture with wedding-themed stories, then we can find a modernism spin on Christian-oriented values-unshy programs such as Little House on the Prairie.

    Shows such as Melrose Place didn't quite meet this criterion, but perhaps with the right 'accoutrements,' shows like Modern Family and Arrow can meet that 'aesthetic requirement.' Directors make-or-break production goals, no?


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    "Tonight's episode features a beach wedding, complete with white sparklers celebrating the departure of the bride and groom for their honeymoom. Will the villainous Damien drop in and cause trouble (given that the villain is a warlock)?"


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    You dumbshit Jew, a snuff film is the filming of an actual murder. No one was murdered in making the Passion of the Christ. And, while you Jews screamed like a vampire in sunlight when the movie came out, Gibson greatly compromised the film to make it less honest so as to be less offensive to Antichrist Jews and their Evangelical fans.
     
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    sorry, Dude, not Jewish. Most of the Jewish posters think I'm anti-Semitic because I criticize the Zionist State.

    So I guess we can call it the "Torture Porn of the Christ", if you want to be more accurate... but you miss the bigger picture.

    The South Park Guys said it best.

     
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    Most humble apologizes for accusing of you such a horrible thing.

    Keep in mind the topic is why there aren't any Christian TV shows (but, it is open season on hating Christians in TV and movies). The answer is the Antichrist Jews control Hollywood. The question isn't what Christians should focus on in their faith.
     
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    Okay, first, can you cite some examples of "hating Christians" in movies? I think quite the opposite, Hollywood goes out of its way to not insult Christians.

    For instance, the Second X-Men movie changed the antagonist from an evil Televangelist (in the original comic) to an evil military officer because, hey, Christians might be offended.

    Secondly, there's nothing to really keep Christians from making their own movies. The problem is, when they do, they are often preachy, dull and badly acted.

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    And they star Nicholas Cage. Nuff said.
     
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    Because blacks are allowed to be ardently Christian and reap the morals that go along with that.

    White people are not.
     
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    There are homosexuals on almost every single show on tv.
     
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    There are no shows about men either, they make up like 50% of the population.
     
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    I just watched the old movie Island In the Sky with John Wayne...really no women in it....just one talking on the phone for a minute asking about her lost husband
    ...apparently the director or whatever rarely used women in a lot of these same movies about aircraft
    ...it made the movie a little more''realistic''......without the soap opera crying stuff
     
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    You know, I watched "Living Biblically" last week and I thought it was okay. Gonna have to wait and see if the writing fades or not, but the first episode was pretty funny.

    It's about a white dude who wants to prepare for fatherhood, so he decides to live his life strictly by the Bible, and he is being advised and guided by a rabbi and a priest. Kinda fun to see the way that you can poke fun at some of the stereotypes.

    Incidentally, when the dude told his priest that he wanted to live his life literally by what the Bible says, his priest burst out laughing at him and told him that the Bible is more metaphor and alliterative than it is literal.

    So ease up OP, there IS a Christian show about a white dude.
     

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