Which Cartoon Character Should Conservatives Target Next?

[Sandisk]

 

[flacaltenn]

First it was Mr. Potatohead. Then it was Dr. Suess. Now it is Mickey Mouse.

The Forever Culture War conservative media echo chamber has to keep its base in a constant state of outrage because KA-CHING!!

But because everyone's attention span is so short, it can be hard coming up with a new America's #1 Enemy every 24/48 hours. So let's give them a hand.

Fat Albert?
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Dora?
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Spongebob?
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The Powerpuff Girls?
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Hate to point out the obvious here. But most ALL of your examples died of Wokeism. Not at the hands of conservatives. How can U be this wrong?

You forget Speedy Gonzalez who the Woking Dead canceled and actually drew the ire of the Hispanic community.

This fault of your is not mere PROJECTION -- it's hallucination. You're Woking deader than you know..

 

[flacaltenn]

Toro You really think the Disney remake of Snow White/Seven Dwarfs WITHOUT THE SEVEN DWARFS is a conservative plot to rile the base?

It's just terminal dying screams of the Woking Dead.

 

[flacaltenn]

BTW -- HERE's the ACTUAL "pissed off" blowback of censoring cartoon characters.

The Woking Dead lost the Hispanics with terminating Speedy Gonzalez AND their attempt to INVENT LatinX to replace Latino/Latina. THAT was spectacular to watch.

And they pissed off the DWARVES when all those actors expecting roles heard that Disney had cancelled them.

And they pissed off parents around the world when they CANCELLED and CENSORED Dr. Suess.

THe "Potato Head" fans are going to ETSY to buy the handmade pieces so HASBRO was in tears. Because they never had Intellectual property rights to the potatoes.

The censors, language fuckers, nags and other morons are going down faster than a nympho at Homecoming.

 

[Toro]

Toro You really think the Disney remake of Snow White/Seven Dwarfs WITHOUT THE SEVEN DWARFS is a conservative plot to rile the base?

It's just terminal dying screams of the Woking Dead.

Seven Dwarfs is height biased. Snow White is Caucasian. I expect liberals to cancel all of them soon.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Obvious pedophile


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and grooming his nephews.

None of them ever wear pants. It's an obvious grooming technique.

 

[flacaltenn]

Seven Dwarfs is height biased. Snow White is Caucasian. I expect liberals to cancel all of them soon.

Dont know why you're cheering on this insanity. The only losers are kids and families and community unity and peace. This is the modern Tower of Babel those hosers are attempting to build.

The only benefit is the LAUGHTER and warm heart feelings when all this comes back and bites the wokesters badly. Also the cashing in on the Dr. Seuss stuff that's now worth a FORTUNE because of their lunacy.

The market value and entertainment/educational benefit of One Fish, Two Fish will FAR exceed that of the "Gay B Cs" books for decades.

 

[Zincwarrior]

He Man. You know why.

 

[Seymour Flops]

The left targeted Speedy Gonzalez, a character beloved by black, brown and white children.

When that was successful, they sooner or later realized that not only could they cancel any cartoon characters that upset them, they could also co-opt existing characters or invent new ones to push their agenda for children, even though perhaps a tenth of a percent of parents agree with that agenda.

 

[whitehall]

Which conservative be targeted by a freaking cartoon character?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Obvious pedophile


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and grooming his nephews.

Plus, he has a severe speech impediment!